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Greetings,

It has been a time long passed since I have last posted to this forum. Commanding an Empire and crushing the rebel alliance is always a more pressing matter. Never the less, I find that I have ample personal time to partake in more recreational activities since the last rebel scum died in our torture chamber. I am told that there will be a considerable amount of time before we are able to restock the prisons again.

Until then, I will amuse myself on these Interwebz, with my trusty image editing software. I have grown quite fond of ridiculing many filthy jedi and their ilk. I wait patently until the day that I will cut down the last of them in this universe and alone hold the power of the Force.

Understand that this system is not fully operational, so you have not witnessed its true power. However you ca still observe some of my image macro masterwork. I command it.

Lord Vader

About the author: Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, was the scourge of the Jedi, a master of the dark side of the Force, and one of the Emperor's most trusted servants. He brought an end to the Clone Wars by slaughtering all the masterminds of the Confederacy of Independent Systems on Mustafar. He was brought peace and order to the new Empire, wiping away the corruption and chaos of the Republic. But he isn't always a fearsome enforcer, however. Lord Vader enjoys fencing, sorcery, studying ancient religions, and long walks down the corridors of starships. His turn offs are failure, backtalk, lack of faith, and sand.