i can haz fire eztingisher
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Posted by: HappyVader  //  Category: Lolwars

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About the author: Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, was the scourge of the Jedi, a master of the dark side of the Force, and one of the Emperor's most trusted servants. He brought an end to the Clone Wars by slaughtering all the masterminds of the Confederacy of Independent Systems on Mustafar. He was brought peace and order to the new Empire, wiping away the corruption and chaos of the Republic. But he isn't always a fearsome enforcer, however. Lord Vader enjoys fencing, sorcery, studying ancient religions, and long walks down the corridors of starships. His turn offs are failure, backtalk, lack of faith, and sand.


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16 Responses to “i can haz fire eztingisher”

  1. DocHoneydewNo Gravatar Says:

    Teh Empire scoffs at ‘No Smoking’ signs.

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  2. AstarellNo Gravatar Says:

    i is smokin’

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  3. Darth SarcasmNo Gravatar Says:

    Fog
    When you wanna look more badass than usual.

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  4. DocHoneydewNo Gravatar Says:

    This is not the Fog of War I was talking about.

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  5. InsaneTuckNo Gravatar Says:

    Beano.
    I Needz it.

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  6. darth punaniNo Gravatar Says:

    OMG. My Glasses are totally fogging up.

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  7. kevlarNo Gravatar Says:

    I am altrin ur atmosfear. Pray I don’t altr it furthr.

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  8. kevlarNo Gravatar Says:

    I am alterin ur atmosfear. Pray I don’t alter it furthr.

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  9. mechcozmoNo Gravatar Says:

    dry ice tyme is ass kikkin’ tyme

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  10. SanityNo Gravatar Says:

    Is this Cloud City?

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  11. CaleyNo Gravatar Says:

    i can has fire eztingisher?

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  12. C ThirteenNo Gravatar Says:

    Iz there a burn ward within ten feet of here?

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  13. C ThirteenNo Gravatar Says:

    OMGWTF BBQ !!1!!!

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  14. saraNo Gravatar Says:

    My circuits. They blowz.

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  15. MiaNo Gravatar Says:

    I has malfunkshun.

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  16. Tom HanksNo Gravatar Says:

    Behold the newest addition to Burnout paradise.

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