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About the author: Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, was the scourge of the Jedi, a master of the dark side of the Force, and one of the Emperor's most trusted servants.
He brought an end to the Clone Wars by slaughtering all the masterminds of the Confederacy of Independent Systems on Mustafar. He was brought peace and order to the new Empire, wiping away the corruption and chaos of the Republic.
But he isn't always a fearsome enforcer, however. Lord Vader enjoys fencing, sorcery, studying ancient religions, and long walks down the corridors of starships. His turn offs are failure, backtalk, lack of faith, and sand. 
Tags: by Pete Kreitchet, Darth Vader, Power, surfing
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March 17th, 2008 at 8:52 am
“You be underestimatin the Powah of the Flip Side”
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March 17th, 2008 at 9:55 am
“Eric Von Zipper ain’t nuffin next ta me!”
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March 17th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
“Don’t Choke”
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March 17th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
“i am going to KILL palpatine for this”
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March 18th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
“i can has the big one” or “fear the wrath of darth tsunami”
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March 18th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
“catch a wave and ur surfing on top of the galaxy”
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March 20th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
“stewpid Mon Cal”
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March 22nd, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Niathal is mon cal and she trys to kill caedus cool in my book
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March 22nd, 2008 at 7:23 pm
yes but she iz ONE mon cal not all of ‘em are nice
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March 25th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
“Vacation
Hey, let Sidious do some work for a change.”
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March 25th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
“Paparazzi
You’re gonna find them in any galaxy.”
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March 25th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
“Impressive
Most impressive.”
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March 25th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
“Surf’s Up!
Hey, what did YOU think he did with his spare time?”
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March 25th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
“Ego
When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the Master.”
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March 25th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Sorry for the delay in getting this one up. Even with the long holiday break it didn’t seem like enough time to get this site updated. With the winter thaw, there is yard word to be done. Captions are limited to those that where entered before Monday morning. I’m putting up a new caption contest right now. Its going to be a short one since the deadline will still be Sunday night.
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:56 am
“Why did I let the Stormtroopers talk me into this?”
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