ICANHASFORCE?

32 Responses to “oh noes!!1! tourists!”

1. darthdaddy | Jun 15, 2008 at 9:33 pm |     --9

   We’z Movinz Inz!!!

2. DocHoneydew | Jun 15, 2008 at 11:43 pm |     --6

   (Inspirational)

   “THE EMPIRE

   When you care enough to send the very best.”

3. frappy | Jun 16, 2008 at 5:26 am |     --8

   “stay on target”

4. Ebio Amisi | Jun 16, 2008 at 10:03 am |     --11

   Sure it’s big enough, but where the fuck you gonna park it?

5. jopkinson | Jun 16, 2008 at 11:40 am |     --6

   wez ovr ur base, blokin ur lite

6. Taz | Jun 16, 2008 at 11:49 am |     --12

   I told you star destroyers weren’t designed to be gliders.

7. TedsBlog | Jun 16, 2008 at 11:57 am |     --8

   All your planet are belong to us!

8. Mr. Jericho | Jun 16, 2008 at 12:16 pm |     --11

   Innocent bystander: “OSHI–”

9. Luke's Real Father | Jun 16, 2008 at 12:28 pm |     --9

   Trust me guys, size definitely matters.

10. Fletcher | Jun 16, 2008 at 12:35 pm |     --5

    O Hai! I canz park rite here? k thnx.

11. darth_xieda | Jun 16, 2008 at 2:01 pm |     --9

    “dont worreez weel shade ya”

12. Dom | Jun 16, 2008 at 3:42 pm |     --7

    “I always have trouble parallel parking this damn thing…”

13. Papa Palpatine | Jun 16, 2008 at 5:21 pm |     --11

    Pwnd!

14. psychognome | Jun 16, 2008 at 8:30 pm |     --9

    sometimes it’s ok to drop the F-bomb in front of small children

15. Astarell | Jun 17, 2008 at 1:06 am |     --8

    i can has conquest now?

16. rdhawk | Jun 17, 2008 at 5:41 pm |     --6

    motivational frame

    “Orbital Bombardment

    Now this is gonna hurt a little….”

17. Idic | Jun 17, 2008 at 7:23 pm |     --1

    Imperial Overcast with light TIE flurries, you may have minor walker damage in the morning…

18. Bulldog | Jun 17, 2008 at 9:58 pm |     --9

    Somebody’s compensatin for a small lightsaber.

19. El Bob | Jun 18, 2008 at 2:50 am |     --5

    “…and now, let’s take the burnt umber and add a happy little smoke cloud to our burning buildings…”

20. chuckynobbs | Jun 18, 2008 at 6:20 am |     --10

    Post Empire Public Transportation

21. jaybird | Jun 18, 2008 at 1:36 pm |     --6

    U HAZ TEH DROYDZ WEZ LUKIN 4!

22. karl kaxon | Jun 18, 2008 at 5:24 pm |     --4

    ur city

    i has it

23. Taz | Jun 19, 2008 at 4:32 am |     --9

    TED! I CAN SEES UR HOUSE FROM HERE!

    OOPS. NOT NYMOAR.

24. Darth _Zuran | Jun 19, 2008 at 7:52 am |     --1

    OH NOES!!!

    TOURISTS!

25. Darth _Zuran | Jun 19, 2008 at 7:58 am |     --4

    (Motivational)
    RESPECT

    There is no such thing as “Just a little bit”

26. E-boba fett | Jun 19, 2008 at 6:49 pm |     --7

    This is the remake of independence day…blo me up bitchz!

27. Jay | Jun 20, 2008 at 2:08 am |     --7

    Official government statement:
    It’s a weather baloon.

28. Fletcher | Jun 20, 2008 at 11:21 am |     --4

    I should put it in quotes.

    “O Hai! I canz park rite here? k thnx.”

29. Frost | Jun 20, 2008 at 12:38 pm |     --7

    ENGAGE AFTERBURNERS!!

30. Bulldog | Jun 20, 2008 at 11:01 pm |     --5

    Empire’s Thanksgiving Day Parade floats are a bit ridiculous

31. littlebird1614 | Jun 21, 2008 at 6:33 pm |     --7

    yep liberty’s dead

32. DocHoneydew | Jun 23, 2008 at 8:40 am |     --3

    “No sun for you!