Loading ...But who would I be if I did not share in my suffering. I want to hear a million star wars fans all suddenly cry out in terror. Proof that George will sell the Star Wars license to anyone for anything. You could sell turds in abox as replica hutt models and he would fork the license over to you as long as you paid him enough. Hmmm… I need to file a copyright.
About the author: Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, was the scourge of the Jedi, a master of the dark side of the Force, and one of the Emperor's most trusted servants.
He brought an end to the Clone Wars by slaughtering all the masterminds of the Confederacy of Independent Systems on Mustafar. He was brought peace and order to the new Empire, wiping away the corruption and chaos of the Republic.
But he isn't always a fearsome enforcer, however. Lord Vader enjoys fencing, sorcery, studying ancient religions, and long walks down the corridors of starships. His turn offs are failure, backtalk, lack of faith, and sand. 
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June 25th, 2008 at 11:02 am
That made me want to go hide in a corner and weep. It was more horrifically painful than the “Star Wars Christmas Special”, and that takes doing.
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June 25th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Hence my *shudder* in the email. It’s like witnessing a train wreck.
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June 26th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
This is the BEST video EVER!!!!
I am so gonna tell all my friends about this. It’s just fantastic.
I am a HUGE fan…. Without you geniuses and the stuff you use to morph the pictures and other things my I.T class would be sooooo boring!
Thanks you guys
FANTASTIC VIDEO!
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June 26th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My eyes….they be burning.
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June 30th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
darth vader doing pelvic thrusts….
HOW am i supposed to be able to sleep tonight?!
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July 1st, 2008 at 11:32 am
I’d like to use teh quote fr picard : “WTF is this shi-?”
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July 9th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
This vid is epic fail.
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July 9th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
ah…darth vader never
oh well, i give a shit about starwars anyway
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August 2nd, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Thanks !
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October 19th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
That vid never fails to amuse me.
I love it.
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October 19th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
omg i was on the floor from laughing so hard just think that if this was an actual event at a star wars weekend here in florida the attendance for that year must have been very low for that stunt to have been put together but seriously i never thought stormtroopers could see three feet infront of their faces so how can they all of a sudden dance?
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February 15th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Excuse me while I reevaluate the world and everything in existence. Thank you for that.
Cause this is Vader…
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April 17th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
i dont know, that girl in the purple spandex is kinda fit
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May 15th, 2009 at 10:23 am
I made it through most of it simply giggling… until Vader enters to Thriller. I will never be able to hear that song again without picturing this, ever.
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September 2nd, 2009 at 8:51 am
At the 2007 show, Lord Vader started to Force-choke the male host because he accidentally introduced him as, “Darth Vader, Lord of the Dance!”
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January 6th, 2010 at 10:58 pm
Of course vader wins. he dances Thriller better.
MICHAEL JACKSON CAN SUCK IT.
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