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About the author: Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, was the scourge of the Jedi, a master of the dark side of the Force, and one of the Emperor's most trusted servants.
He brought an end to the Clone Wars by slaughtering all the masterminds of the Confederacy of Independent Systems on Mustafar. He was brought peace and order to the new Empire, wiping away the corruption and chaos of the Republic.
But he isn't always a fearsome enforcer, however. Lord Vader enjoys fencing, sorcery, studying ancient religions, and long walks down the corridors of starships. His turn offs are failure, backtalk, lack of faith, and sand. 
Tags: by zod, George Lucas, Jango Fett
August 18th, 2008 at 7:34 am
“How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?”
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August 18th, 2008 at 9:01 am
” *BLAM* Damn critics…”
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August 18th, 2008 at 10:28 am
“I TOLD you I could hit that Gungan from here.”
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August 18th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
This picture will prove that Kenny Rogers ordered the hit on Will Sasso your honor!
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August 18th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
You want me to shoot Obi-Wan WHERE?!!
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August 18th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
You got 10 seconds!!…..start running you fag….
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August 18th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Alderaan and Fitch. Clothing nerds since 1977.
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August 18th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
that looks like a good spot to CGI all over…
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August 18th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Kill me off!? Shut your trap! Lucas wouldn’t even consider that! Right Lucas? …umm, George???
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August 18th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
George in thought bubble – “I am so killing him off”
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August 18th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
“Start walking”
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August 19th, 2008 at 12:57 am
“Welcome to hell. Comic con is over there. You’ll be doing autographs for fat slave Leias for the next 1,453 years with a 30 lb sharpie. Cheers.”
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August 19th, 2008 at 6:05 am
Be vewwy vewwy quiet…. we’re destwoying movie histowy. Hahahahahahahaha……
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August 19th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
…..Then I capped that bitch G
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August 19th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
pretind 2 direct ovar thar!!!1
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August 19th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Hey i think you missed, why don’t you try it five more times….. then once in 3d
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August 20th, 2008 at 1:01 am
No, no, Jar Jar, (my blaster’s optimum range is) just a bit further…
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August 21st, 2008 at 5:35 am
“i haz teh shotz. see”
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August 21st, 2008 at 9:35 am
“iz striking a poze, hopin to save mai franchize”
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August 22nd, 2008 at 12:35 pm
“George, we left all the good storyline ideas on thát side of the desert.”
“No worries, I don’t intend to make a good movie anyway.”
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August 22nd, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Star Wars credibility:
Shot down by a bounty hunter
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August 22nd, 2008 at 7:45 pm
See that rock? It kinda looks like your head…..think I can hit it?
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August 23rd, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Wai look over thar… all our careers wasting awai in teh sandz.
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August 24th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
“So if I get him from here, I get to be in the next one, right?”
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August 24th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
PORTA-POTTY OVR THUR!
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August 24th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
“Hey i think you missed, why don’t you try it five more times….. then once in 3d…”
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August 24th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
“And I will strike down on thee with great vengance and FURIOUS ANGER……”
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“And you will know my name is the lord, when I lay my vengance upon thee”
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“What does, Marcelles, Wallace, look, like?”
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August 24th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
They sell “Just for Men” at that store right over there.
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August 25th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
And in yet another stunning re-write, George shows that it was neither Han or Greedo, but Jango-fett that fired first
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August 26th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
I gots me a gun!
I gots one too.
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August 26th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
This is for killin’ me off
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August 26th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
I would like a new costume design pleez
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August 26th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
I’m not even in teh crappy new 3-D film?
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September 15th, 2008 at 11:17 am
Jango: Geogre, i’m a fair person, so i’ll give you a ten second head start before i start firin’ mah lazer gun, better get walkin’
George: Cant we talk about this?
Jango 1…2…10
*BLAM*
Jango: Heh heh heh
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January 4th, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Jango: “Skywalker ain’t the only one who can bullseye a womp rat.”
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January 13th, 2010 at 3:52 pm
or:
Jango “10 credits say that I can bullseye the gungan from here.”
George “Ur on blue boy.”
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January 20th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
XD XD XD
I like the;
Jango: George, I’m a fair person, so i’ll give you a ten second head start before i start firin’ mah laser gun, better get walkin’
George: Cant we talk about this?
Jango 1…2…10
*BLAM*
Jango: Heh heh heh
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