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About the author: Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, was the scourge of the Jedi, a master of the dark side of the Force, and one of the Emperor's most trusted servants.
He brought an end to the Clone Wars by slaughtering all the masterminds of the Confederacy of Independent Systems on Mustafar. He was brought peace and order to the new Empire, wiping away the corruption and chaos of the Republic.
But he isn't always a fearsome enforcer, however. Lord Vader enjoys fencing, sorcery, studying ancient religions, and long walks down the corridors of starships. His turn offs are failure, backtalk, lack of faith, and sand. 
Tags: Anakin Skywalker, by MistaCrazy, Darth Vader, Motivational, Revenge of the Sith, Sith Lord
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September 1st, 2008 at 5:44 pm
All right, WHO TOOK MY EYE DROPS?!?
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September 1st, 2008 at 6:03 pm
No Biff, you leave her alone.
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September 1st, 2008 at 7:44 pm
motivational
” REVENGE
a dish best served with sith “
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September 1st, 2008 at 7:47 pm
“For Red eyes… clear eyes is AWESOME!”
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September 1st, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Warning, the influence of the Dark Side may cause Insomnia, Madness, Rage and Conjunctivitis.
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September 1st, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Crossover to Darkside complete in 3…2….1….
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September 2nd, 2008 at 2:04 am
You know I’m evil.
My eyes are a different color.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 3:04 am
“Oh, that.
Just not enough sleep, kthxbye.”
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September 2nd, 2008 at 3:04 am
dark lord of the sith is watching u masturbate!1!!oneoneeleven
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September 2nd, 2008 at 7:19 am
“anakin man
will kill u
seriously”
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September 2nd, 2008 at 10:55 am
motivational
“SITH
Color coded by eye for your convenience”
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September 2nd, 2008 at 10:56 am
“Wait till u see teh other eye!”
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September 2nd, 2008 at 1:32 pm
“Sith eyes… There’s a Visine for that.”
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September 2nd, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Where my Darth Sideous at?!
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September 3rd, 2008 at 4:16 am
“I Judge YOU”
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September 3rd, 2008 at 9:21 am
“I see watcha doin dere!”
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September 3rd, 2008 at 11:38 am
Burka Fail!
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September 3rd, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Man… I am sooooo blazed right now… stop trying to kill my buzz
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September 3rd, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Eyedrops, your doin it wrong
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September 3rd, 2008 at 3:41 pm
pfft! kill a few kids and see what happens to you too!
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September 3rd, 2008 at 3:41 pm
There is no Anakin, there is only Zuul
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September 3rd, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I dont think I can hold it Nathan! It’s taking all my power not to explode!
– heroes reference for those of you who dont get it
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September 3rd, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Srsly.
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September 3rd, 2008 at 5:20 pm
>:( Very angry face.
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September 3rd, 2008 at 5:21 pm
I can haz rage
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September 3rd, 2008 at 8:44 pm
“Red eyes of the sith?… theres a Visine for that.”
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September 3rd, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
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September 4th, 2008 at 7:42 am
i need tah pee so bad mah eyes r yellow!
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September 4th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
“Angry anikin does not approve”
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September 4th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
The contact lenses… they do nothing!!
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September 4th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
“The contact lenses… they do nothing!!”
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September 4th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Hey Padme…..like my contacts?
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September 5th, 2008 at 10:47 am
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful!
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September 5th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Masturbation with eyes open is never good
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September 5th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
You has me cunfoozed,
I iz not red-eye jedi…
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September 5th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Damn that lava looks hot. Hope I don’t fall in.
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September 6th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
hello mai name is anikin skywalker, uz kill mai father, prepare 2 die!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!
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September 7th, 2008 at 4:46 am
“DO NOT WANT JEDI ROBE”
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September 7th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
The Eye of Sauron does not sleep. Nor does Anakin Skywalker.
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September 9th, 2008 at 6:38 am
Daaaamn, this darkside shit is chronic yo!
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September 9th, 2008 at 9:05 am
Darth Vader vs. Anakin Skywalker:
either way, you’re pretty much fucked
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September 9th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
can i has visine?
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September 9th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
siths and zoolander can’t turn left
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September 9th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
That’s ok, we can edit the red eyes in Post.
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September 9th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I wanna have a dumb shit son when I grow up…
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September 9th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Damn, I got george lucas in my eye…
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September 9th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
when you see some things…there is no going back.
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September 9th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
ahh, the changes of puberty.
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September 10th, 2008 at 11:44 am
I got allergies. Who took my mask?
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September 11th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Clear Eyes FAIL.
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September 11th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Force Power: Sith Death Glare
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September 12th, 2008 at 12:43 am
O I C WUT U DID THAR!
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September 12th, 2008 at 12:57 am
Its late, I’m tired…forgot my ” “‘s
take 2!
“O I C WUT U DID THAR!”
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September 12th, 2008 at 1:01 am
“Visine…Gets the Sith out.”
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September 12th, 2008 at 9:35 am
Motovational: “Hayden Christensen”
“He makes Vader look like an emo bitch”
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September 12th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
pink eye… i haz it
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September 13th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
I can haz pineapple express?
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September 14th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
“No wait…this is my good side…”
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October 3rd, 2008 at 12:55 am
Wow, that is rather convenient.
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January 25th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Don’t make fun of me! I’m too beautiful!
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February 12th, 2010 at 2:12 pm
too many lame jokes people are posting here
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