the dark side
Posted on September 29th, 2008 by HappyVader
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“You WILL dance next with me…”
“SAY UNCLE OWEN!”
Lightsaber….what lightsaber….srsly..come here…
“Sanity is like gravity - all it takes is a little Force Push!”
98… 99… 100!
found you.
STARKILLER
“Nobody takes my cupcake!”
CLONE TROOPERS
“You can’t count on them, for they have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia”
Look what I can do!!!
Stop it.
“Pitch it slower next time.”
Urgh! Let’s try that again.
“I can has fastball?”
“Ate 2 menny Sith beans. DO NOT WANT!”
“I finds ur lack of square-dance callerz disturbing.”
“U givz me ur lunch money nao!”
“I can haz some boogie?”
HARUKEN!!!
GET OVER HERE!!!
“daylight come and we wanna go home”
I’ma cutchew so goooood…
You are NOT a real boy…
Ok, now follow the hand with your eyes.
NO! I said your EYES, not the rest of you
FINALLY! i have mastered the art of blood-bending!
Now let’s see how that brain of yours works, just a nip off the top…
I see what you did there….
“U diez in 5, 4, 3, 2 . . .”
Motivational:
“Intimidation”
“UR DOIN IT RITE”
ST: “WTF HAX!?”
or “WTF HAX0RZ?!”
lol
Motivational:
Dark Side:
“Choking the shit out of ppl since episode I”
or
” another failed attempt of stormtrooper suicide.”
flyin: not so great akshualy
“Go away and NEVER come back!”
“You want to fly like an eagle? Here you go.”
“WHAT did you just say about my mother!?”
Motivational:
“The Dark Side”
“Because the Jedi wouldn’t let you throw stormtroopers against walls.”
Oh man, I just hope Jedi attacks are covered in my insurance policy…
” OK u can haz cheezeburger nao”
I’m in your star wars
unleashin your forces!
“Come to me! I vant jor blood!”
Umm, I iz nawt the trooperz you wuz lookin fore???? GULP!
“I can has stormburger!”
omg it’s you again
quote for storm trooper
omg it’s you again
“Well, well, well, what do we have here? A stormtrooper? I wonder how many things I can break with you before you break?”
Dood!1 I thort wez waz frienz!!1!
“What do you mean we are brothers?!?!1?!?!?!! Thats imposible! …. im an only child. (>.<)”
“THIS is why I don’t wear a helmet; if you are faceless, you die first!”
Stop!
You look rediculous!
motivational:
“Desperation”
“Quick, invent a reason for there to be more enemies!!!”
“I can finish mah dancing yet?”
“I said TWO scoops of ice cream, slave!”
For motivational poster…
SITH:
Killing indescriminately from the beginning.
Motivational poster
SITH
Killing indiscriminately from the beginning
” NO HOMO ” be the caption
O. HI.
DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE!
Aw come on Galen, it’s easy. Y’know, it’s hand, hand, head, head, up, out a beret, out a beret, big turn here, grand dechant, desont, desont, slide back, step, step, step, and jazz hands!
“Mah saber! Getz ur ownz!”
“FAIL”
“Look i can float”
Motivational
“Discrimination”
“Sith have none.”
And after right foot out, I shake you all about.
Force-Jig!
And… Fosse walk!
Motivational:
“VOGUE
Strike A Pose”
“You are the weakest link. Goodbye!”
SRY, but this iz a noe fly zone
kthx
Dance, bitch!
“You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to ME??”
“Mai powerz. Let me show u them”
NO1 EATS MAI CHEEZBURGER!!!
rong 1, ur not the cheezburger
I fnd ur lak of ballet skilz dizturbin
“STOP… in the name of love!”
OK…maybe I shouldn’t have slept with his wife…
“MY GERMS LOLZ!!!1″
“STOP! Hammer time!”
yes! i cought mai self a stormtroopa, GO FORCEBALL!
Motivational:
“lightsaber”
“I has one, you don’t”
“YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!”
“U stole me Fizzy Liftin Drinkz! U LOZE! U GETZ NOTHING!”
Just to keep it up to par with spelling…lolz
Gimme ur lunch munny
Where my munny, bitch?
“kilz u? i’z no do dat! i’z just gunna chopz u up!”
“It’s MY turn to play Guitar Hero!”
Your lack of faith distu - Hey, who just splazered me?!
“SITH: THE MUSICAL”
“STOP! I think I can see the strings.”
Gimme ur hand! N00B LOL!
Sith: Who’s ur daddy?
Trooper: Vader
Sith: ???