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About the author: Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, was the scourge of the Jedi, a master of the dark side of the Force, and one of the Emperor's most trusted servants.
He brought an end to the Clone Wars by slaughtering all the masterminds of the Confederacy of Independent Systems on Mustafar. He was brought peace and order to the new Empire, wiping away the corruption and chaos of the Republic.
But he isn't always a fearsome enforcer, however. Lord Vader enjoys fencing, sorcery, studying ancient religions, and long walks down the corridors of starships. His turn offs are failure, backtalk, lack of faith, and sand. 
Tags: apprentice, by Savaga, force unleashed, Stormtrooper
September 22nd, 2008 at 8:40 pm
“You WILL dance next with me…”
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September 22nd, 2008 at 10:27 pm
“SAY UNCLE OWEN!”
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September 22nd, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Lightsaber….what lightsaber….srsly..come here…
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September 23rd, 2008 at 2:29 am
“Sanity is like gravity – all it takes is a little Force Push!”
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September 23rd, 2008 at 5:46 am
98… 99… 100!
found you.
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September 23rd, 2008 at 6:30 am
STARKILLER
“Nobody takes my cupcake!”
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September 23rd, 2008 at 6:34 am
CLONE TROOPERS
“You can’t count on them, for they have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia”
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September 23rd, 2008 at 7:44 am
Look what I can do!!!
Stop it.
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September 23rd, 2008 at 8:53 am
“Pitch it slower next time.”
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September 23rd, 2008 at 8:56 am
Urgh! Let’s try that again.
“I can has fastball?”
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September 23rd, 2008 at 8:58 am
“Ate 2 menny Sith beans. DO NOT WANT!”
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September 23rd, 2008 at 9:00 am
“I finds ur lack of square-dance callerz disturbing.”
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September 23rd, 2008 at 9:05 am
“U givz me ur lunch money nao!”
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September 23rd, 2008 at 10:30 am
“I can haz some boogie?”
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September 23rd, 2008 at 11:32 am
HARUKEN!!!
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September 23rd, 2008 at 11:32 am
GET OVER HERE!!!
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September 23rd, 2008 at 11:34 am
“daylight come and we wanna go home”
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September 23rd, 2008 at 11:35 am
I’ma cutchew so goooood…
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September 23rd, 2008 at 11:35 am
You are NOT a real boy…
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September 23rd, 2008 at 11:36 am
Ok, now follow the hand with your eyes.
NO! I said your EYES, not the rest of you
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September 23rd, 2008 at 11:37 am
FINALLY! i have mastered the art of blood-bending!
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September 23rd, 2008 at 11:38 am
Now let’s see how that brain of yours works, just a nip off the top…
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September 23rd, 2008 at 11:55 am
I see what you did there….
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September 23rd, 2008 at 12:23 pm
“U diez in 5, 4, 3, 2 . . .”
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September 23rd, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Motivational:
“Intimidation”
“UR DOIN IT RITE”
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September 23rd, 2008 at 12:48 pm
ST: “WTF HAX!?”
or “WTF HAX0RZ?!”
lol
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September 23rd, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Motivational:
Dark Side:
“Choking the shit out of ppl since episode I”
or
” another failed attempt of stormtrooper suicide.”
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September 23rd, 2008 at 3:13 pm
flyin: not so great akshualy
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September 23rd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
“Go away and NEVER come back!”
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September 23rd, 2008 at 4:09 pm
“You want to fly like an eagle? Here you go.”
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September 23rd, 2008 at 4:12 pm
“WHAT did you just say about my mother!?”
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September 23rd, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Motivational:
“The Dark Side”
“Because the Jedi wouldn’t let you throw stormtroopers against walls.”
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September 23rd, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Oh man, I just hope Jedi attacks are covered in my insurance policy…
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September 23rd, 2008 at 9:47 pm
” OK u can haz cheezeburger nao”
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September 24th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
I’m in your star wars
unleashin your forces!
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September 24th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
“Come to me! I vant jor blood!”
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September 24th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Umm, I iz nawt the trooperz you wuz lookin fore???? GULP!
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September 24th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
“I can has stormburger!”
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September 24th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
omg it’s you again
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September 24th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
quote for storm trooper
omg it’s you again
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September 24th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
“Well, well, well, what do we have here? A stormtrooper? I wonder how many things I can break with you before you break?”
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September 25th, 2008 at 1:57 am
Dood!1 I thort wez waz frienz!!1!
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September 25th, 2008 at 2:04 am
“What do you mean we are brothers?!?!1?!?!?!! Thats imposible! …. im an only child. (>.<)”
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September 25th, 2008 at 3:12 am
“THIS is why I don’t wear a helmet; if you are faceless, you die first!”
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September 25th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Stop!
You look rediculous!
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September 25th, 2008 at 11:57 am
motivational:
“Desperation”
“Quick, invent a reason for there to be more enemies!!!”
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September 25th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
“I can finish mah dancing yet?”
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September 25th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
“I said TWO scoops of ice cream, slave!”
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September 25th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
For motivational poster…
SITH:
Killing indescriminately from the beginning.
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September 25th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Motivational poster
SITH
Killing indiscriminately from the beginning
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September 25th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
” NO HOMO ” be the caption
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September 26th, 2008 at 8:54 am
O. HI.
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September 26th, 2008 at 9:00 am
DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE!
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September 26th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Aw come on Galen, it’s easy. Y’know, it’s hand, hand, head, head, up, out a beret, out a beret, big turn here, grand dechant, desont, desont, slide back, step, step, step, and jazz hands!
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September 26th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
“Mah saber! Getz ur ownz!”
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September 26th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
“FAIL”
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September 26th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
“Look i can float”
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September 26th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Motivational
“Discrimination”
“Sith have none.”
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September 26th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
And after right foot out, I shake you all about.
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September 26th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Force-Jig!
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September 27th, 2008 at 2:06 am
And… Fosse walk!
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September 27th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Motivational:
“VOGUE
Strike A Pose”
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September 27th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
“You are the weakest link. Goodbye!”
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September 27th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
SRY, but this iz a noe fly zone
kthx
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September 28th, 2008 at 2:32 am
Dance, bitch!
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September 28th, 2008 at 2:57 am
“You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to ME??”
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September 28th, 2008 at 2:58 am
“Mai powerz. Let me show u them”
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September 28th, 2008 at 3:21 am
NO1 EATS MAI CHEEZBURGER!!!
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September 28th, 2008 at 3:22 am
rong 1, ur not the cheezburger
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September 28th, 2008 at 5:58 am
I fnd ur lak of ballet skilz dizturbin
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September 28th, 2008 at 8:05 am
“STOP… in the name of love!”
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September 28th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
OK…maybe I shouldn’t have slept with his wife…
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September 28th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
“MY GERMS LOLZ!!!1″
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September 28th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
“STOP! Hammer time!”
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September 29th, 2008 at 6:09 am
yes! i cought mai self a stormtroopa, GO FORCEBALL!
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September 29th, 2008 at 6:16 am
Motivational:
“lightsaber”
“I has one, you don’t”
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September 29th, 2008 at 11:33 am
“YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!”
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September 29th, 2008 at 11:42 am
“U stole me Fizzy Liftin Drinkz! U LOZE! U GETZ NOTHING!”
Just to keep it up to par with spelling…lolz
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September 29th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Gimme ur lunch munny
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September 29th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Where my munny, bitch?
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September 29th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
“kilz u? i’z no do dat! i’z just gunna chopz u up!”
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September 29th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
“It’s MY turn to play Guitar Hero!”
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September 29th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Your lack of faith distu – Hey, who just splazered me?!
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September 29th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
“SITH: THE MUSICAL”
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September 30th, 2008 at 12:40 am
“STOP! I think I can see the strings.”
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September 30th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Gimme ur hand! N00B LOL!
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September 30th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Sith: Who’s ur daddy?
Trooper: Vader
Sith: ???
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