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u sank my battleship
Posted on October 5th, 2008 by HappyVader
« the dark side // order 66 »
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I’m not talking about the map,
That trooper just hit on me!
“MY GERMZ”
“Hey guys, there’s a red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy.
What?
Red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy. I think we’re the green-thingy.”
is the ladies room here? i’m buuusssstttiiiiiiiiiing!!!
i can’t read… what does this big blue circle mean!?!?
ACCESS DENIED!?!?!?! SEXIST!!!
i denied count duku’s friend request! he’s gonna be pissed!
sorry….. i forgot the quotation marks…
“is the ladies room here? i’m buuusssstttiiiiiiiiiing!!!”
“i can’t read… what does this big blue circle mean!?!?”
“ACCESS DENIED!?!?!?! SEXIST!!!”
“i denied count duku’s friend request! he’s gonna be pissed!”
“i swear, that clone trooper just winked at me!!”
“I swear, there’s a trooper on the other side spying on me through that blue hole!!!”
sensor indicates noob!!
“We’ve got a problem here- we’re under attack AND our movie blows.”
“WTF is that!?!”
“You want me to paint a TARGET on my face? OMG, that’s SO last parsec!!!”
OMFG FINGER STUCK!!!!
“OMFG FINGER STUCK!!!!”
“WTF!!! You told me he was dead!!!”
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!
“Target toy ile be heer.”
“Pul me fingr”
“hlp! I stuck 2 dis windo”
“i point 2 a map”
“me fingr is heer”
“stop touching the screen!!!”
I C whut U did der!
“ALL UR BASE R BELONG 2 US. U HAVE NO CHANCE 2 SURVIVE, MAKE UR TIME. HA HA HA HA”
or just “ALL UR BASE R BELONG 2 US!” for short lol
er… or that could be “ALL THER BASE R BELONG 2 US?!”
“This is where George told me do get my horrible cosmetic job.”
“Wut duz dis button do?”
“It this where we jump the shark?”
o hai. dis trooprz grabn hiz crotch agin. buggin me out. U do sumtin? kthxbai.
“Lightsaber goes WHERE?!?!”
Cheeseburger to be delivered HERE!!!
“i can has better actin? kthnx”
or mebbe
“animated padawan does not want”
“i has a maps…. BUT ITS NOT WORKING!”
“this radar indicates a large quantity of methane gas coming from count dukus location!!”
“force marks the spot.”
“bah!… i forgot my line!!”
“Is this where the bathroom is? because i’m about to sith my pants!!”
“Why can’t i have sculpted pecs like that clone trooper!!”
“this is map. can i be jedi now?”
“That’s no moon, it’s a space station.”
“I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the wookiee win.”
“i thought i told you to get rid of that wookie!!”
“i see dark side people..”
Motivational:
“Stupidity- because women with ridiculous hair cannot be trusted with the force. or reading maps.”
Motivational:
“Women - Even when roaming the emptiness of outer space, they cannot read maps.”
Motivational:
“Directions - The Clone Troopers know best.”
Motivational
“Common Sence - when in the midst of a battle, never let the annoying paduwan read the maps. you will fail. and die.”
that asshole over there? he made me a cookie…
BUT HE EATED IT!
“OMFG, u SANK my BATTLESHIP!!”
“What do you mean, ‘don’t touch the screen’?”
“who teh hek is dat d00d?”
“I swearz he moved!”
“The Shoe store is right ther, YOUR GOING THE WRONG WAY!!!11!”
Motivational
“Fingerprints - that is why clone troopers wear gloves.”
Motivational:
“Navigation- Not For Padawan Learners”
Motivational:
“Geography- Not Covered By Jedi Academy Curriculum”
Motivational:
“Clueless Padawans- The Reason The Sith Still Exist”
Motivational:
“NOOB- a strange human-like creature sporting an unrealistic fake-tan, and has no idea on how to apply white make-up. Or read the Navigation Panel”
“I’m serious! It’s him! Phil the Yodeling Stormtrooper!”
Penis goes in here…
“Penis goes in here…”
“Penises go in here…”
gtfo!!1!
“Iffin yous need meh, I’z be in mah trailah!”
I wantz dat clone daddy!
“My finger points”
“Motivational:
Sequels- Because if all else fails, you can try and make a 3-D animation for the kids”
It’s not “Door to heaven”,,,,,,,,it’s…..”Stargate”
Dat Clone is touching his P3N1S
Senzerz indicate n0ob!
“Shit! Hy guys, I think blue means I’m pregnant!”
“Shit! Hey guys, I think blue means I’m pregnant!”
“i want dis one!!”
“No ma’am. That is not a moon. It is a spacestation.”
“There’s your milkshake! I drink it! I drink your milkshake!”
Motivational:
“Sheltered childhood:
Growing up in Jedi Temple, no one tells you zebra-stripe bra goes under tube-top,
Not on head.”
The franchise went off course….right…here.
Master Skywalker, I’ve found Waldo and am moving to engage!
“You call that art?! That is the WORST portrait of me I’ve ever seen!!”
That quote you guys picked sucks…