Yoda, over the sound…
Posted on October 13th, 2008 by HappyVader
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Bring me a cookie you will
The constipation, back it is.
“see I, there what you did…”
“Loose, first to blink will”
for my bunghole, tp i demand.
“to the little jedi’s room, which way?”
“Dealt it is he who smelt it”
Stupid in episode 5, am I.
Cut my fingernails, you must.
“Suppressed rage, haz I. Bubbling up, it is”
a Noob u are!
Groped her, I did.
“So, Mr. Bond….”
“I will call you … Maxi-Me.”
“Single Green Male, over 300, seeks young padawan for conversation and long walks in the jungle. Blond preferred.”
“Free candy I have, little padawan.”
Motivational:
“Yoda- Over the sound of how awesome I am, hear you I cannot”
“Watching u masterbate, I am.”
“When 900 years you reach, look as cute, you will not.”
Fail at life, you do
Squinting at you, I am
Hurt I am. Want hugs I do
“Entertained, I am not. Worst stripper ever, you are.”
Motivational:
“Yoda-Cute but deadly.”
“Bringing sexy back, I am.”
“buttseks time, it be now?”
“Like the little green thing, you do”
“For resting your ankles, the ears are for”
“MINE!!1!
OR I WILL HELP YOU NOT”
“Fear is the path of this poopy. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to SUFFERRIINNNGGGG.”
“Out of toilet paper, you are”
“Amused, I am not.”
Motivational
“Leprechan
Never, ever, EVER call him one.”
“Short in stature, I may be, but long for this world, you are not!”
Motivational
“Elders
No matter how ancient they may be, they can always sagely beat the shit out of you.”
“maddah uv LOLs, dis is not.”
“Luke n 2 My Eyez”
“A Cheezburger, I can has nau?”
“shat on a turtle, she did.”
“Us, it surrounds.. Us, it penetrates.”
“Shiney thing, i wants.”
“Pull my finger, you will”
“At Yodas wedding, hundreds of years ago, he stood at the altar. As the the priest continued his speech, his lady friend replied… “i do”… when it was yodas turn, he said “hmm… do i”.
he now sits on this couch… incredibly old and single.”
“give me lapdance, you will.”
“Everybody Poops”
“F34r t3h gr33nly cut3 0n3″
“Preciousssss….Give to us, u will!”
“NO!
Booster seat I need not!”
Fallen asleep, my arse has
“Oops crapped my pants I did”
“When 900 years old you reach, look so good in CGI you will not, hmm?”
“Mommy, happy meal I can haz?”
gas release in 3….2…..1
Give me a chesseburger you will
yoda has tried to impersonate Blofelt he has!!!
In America..first you get the power, then you get the sugar then…you get da women
“RRRRIBBIT!”
“Unzipped, your fly is.”
“Can I haz dat cheezburger to go?”
Cheeseburger I has can?
“i’m noobalicious, help me up, you will, hmm?”
“help me up you will, sit in something sticky, i did”
“*drool*”
“drool”
“ah, posess force, you do”
“Wear pants more often, I wish you would.”
“Bring me beer, you will.”
“eated my cookie, did u?”
Begun, the staring contest has…
Yoda is watching you watching him poop.
Walkies, I can has?
“Being Green
Easy It Is Not”
“Worked not did the puppets nor the CGI, so now a dumb cartoon are I”
Rendered by monkeys, I’ve been!
“going through menapause, i am.”
“stroke my wookie, you will.”
Yoda becomes evil genius with invisible LOLcat
Motivational:
“Yoda
Cuz 900 year old jedis like watching porn too”
“Warned you, I did. Now screwed, we are.”
“eh, poop!”
… I r srs yoda…
Yoduh Sine Langwag
Hao yoo sez WTF!!!!1!!
*Thinking*
good thing he doesn’t know how much i hate him, it is
I are not teh LOLCAT!
do i look like a LOLCAT?
wait I do!
damn lagg!
…and then you say “These aren’t the droids your looking for”. Got it?
*that looks like a contented baby yoda who just earned a treat for a deed well done… caption should go as follows*
“Today, pooed on the potty, I have! Yes, mm-mm-hmm!
Yoda
Master of the force… Padawan in Potty training…
CGI Yoda
Because if the lightsaber doesn’t kill them, his cuteness definitely will…
Lightsaber: 3000 Republic credits
Jedi Robes: 400 Republic credits
Specially designed chair with toilet on Jedi Council to hide 900 year old problem with Incontinence: Priceless
“Ooh-hmm-hmm! The puppy, pet, can I?”
“Three years old, today I am!”