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About the author: Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, was the scourge of the Jedi, a master of the dark side of the Force, and one of the Emperor's most trusted servants.
He brought an end to the Clone Wars by slaughtering all the masterminds of the Confederacy of Independent Systems on Mustafar. He was brought peace and order to the new Empire, wiping away the corruption and chaos of the Republic.
But he isn't always a fearsome enforcer, however. Lord Vader enjoys fencing, sorcery, studying ancient religions, and long walks down the corridors of starships. His turn offs are failure, backtalk, lack of faith, and sand. 
Tags: bow, by Fletcher, chicka, I has it, Lando Calrissian, wow
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October 27th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Yes I am just this awesome!
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October 27th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
my fakes rollexes let meh showz u dem
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October 27th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
You must be this tall to ride the Lando.
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October 28th, 2008 at 12:36 am
Motivational:
Lando Calrissian
So Awesome he makes THIS look good
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October 28th, 2008 at 2:57 am
Lando Calrissian:
Can YOU make a carpet sewn onto a curtain look this good?
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October 28th, 2008 at 3:08 am
“i can taste the leather!”
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October 28th, 2008 at 4:16 am
Like the lining? I told that wookie to let go or else.
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October 28th, 2008 at 5:13 am
“I’m flashing you…just adjust your contrast”
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October 28th, 2008 at 5:37 am
Motivational
“Powder Blue.
Because it’s pimp no matter what galaxy you’re in!”
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October 28th, 2008 at 6:18 am
“Leia… Schwing!”
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October 28th, 2008 at 6:32 am
park the falcon over there…
park the princess over here.
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October 28th, 2008 at 7:22 am
Does the interior lining of my cape make me look gay?
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October 28th, 2008 at 9:44 am
Just watch…
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October 28th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Elvis learns his moves from me, baby
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October 28th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
” Look Bitch, I’m Rick James”
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October 28th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
I don’t know whatcha heard about me, but no ***** can’t get a dolla outta me…
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October 28th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
“Cloak 45
Works every time.”
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October 28th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
“Superfly!”
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October 28th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
“Hello ladies! Who wants a love slice of the Lando?”
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October 28th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
“Kiss me! I know Harrison Ford!”
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October 28th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
“Does this cape make me look fat?”
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October 28th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
“Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow: I has it”
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October 28th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
“And here comes Lando Calrissian down the runway sporting a lovely Versace blue cape…”
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October 28th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
“I can has sexy time with you?”
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October 28th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
“Ok. Who puked all over the inside of my cape?”
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October 28th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
LANDO: With a cape like this, who needs force.
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October 28th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Charismaz, i haz dem
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October 28th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
I has cape.
Therefore, I makez da woosh noises.
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October 28th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
“Cuz a flashy cape makez all da diffrence!”
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October 28th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Motivational: “EBAY
Shop victoriously.”
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October 28th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Or perhaps “Landing Bay: Shop Victoriously”
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October 28th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
“You won’t get another chance at this, Admiral.”
To Admiral Ackbar during the Battle of Endor in Star Wars VI
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October 28th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
OW! GET ON UP!
WATCH ME!
UH-UH!
I GOT IT!
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October 29th, 2008 at 12:25 am
Top: “Lando Calrissian”
Bottom: “America’s next top model.”
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October 29th, 2008 at 12:27 am
Or a similar one:
Top: “Lando Calrissian.”
Bottom: “The galaxy’s next top model.”
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October 29th, 2008 at 12:27 am
“Yeah. I’m pretty.”
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October 29th, 2008 at 12:30 am
Sings:
“If you want my body and you think I’m sexy, come on sugar, let me know!”
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October 29th, 2008 at 12:30 am
“U wants?”
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October 29th, 2008 at 12:35 am
pants getting …..tighter
crotch …..shrinking!
cant hold ……..smile for much longer!
holding cape for……. no apparent reason!
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October 29th, 2008 at 1:04 am
“Dracula’s got nothin’ on this!”
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October 29th, 2008 at 1:05 am
“The DDR player of the future…”
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October 29th, 2008 at 6:16 am
cause this is THRILLER…
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October 29th, 2008 at 7:18 am
Aw Yeah
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October 29th, 2008 at 10:24 am
“Charisma Modifier: IT’S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!”
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October 29th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Motivational
Spending Costumebudgets –
doin it wrong
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October 29th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
NAKED TIME!!!
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October 29th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I’ll show ya tha move…
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October 29th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Motivational:
“Force
Not necessary when you’re Lando”
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October 29th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
” JAMES BROWN….. BITCHES”
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October 29th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
“Butt secs…. Lando style”
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October 29th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
“Luke, come to the SOUL side of the Force”
“A’feel good”
OR:
“I am your GodFather… of soul!”
OR:
“Who needs the Falcon…”
“…when you’re a sex machine?”
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October 30th, 2008 at 2:15 am
…but the reading is off the chart, over 20,000
Not even Master Yoda has a sexy-chlorian count that high
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October 30th, 2008 at 2:25 am
I used to start the Falcon up by standing like this… 5 metres away, baby
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October 30th, 2008 at 6:38 am
Lando in…
BLACK DRACULA!
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October 30th, 2008 at 9:05 am
“Its SEXY TIME!”
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October 30th, 2008 at 9:09 am
“Lando in… SEXY TIME!”
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October 30th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Hellloooo, what have we HERE?
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October 30th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
“Hellloooo, what have we HERE?”
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October 30th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
“This cape makes me feel like Elvis!”
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October 30th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
“Alil bit of dah Landa neva hurt n e won.”
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October 30th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
“There is always sum room for da Lando”
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October 30th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
“OOO.. Itsa Lady.”
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October 30th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
“For realz… I gotz one dis BIG!”
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October 30th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
“Damn, I look good!”
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October 31st, 2008 at 12:01 am
“You won’t get another chance at this, Admiral. ”
quote from SW VI
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October 31st, 2008 at 8:45 am
BRIGHTNESS
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Adjust slider until you can just make out Lando’s unit.
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November 1st, 2008 at 11:18 am
Welcome, to the Cool side of the Force…
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November 1st, 2008 at 11:20 am
“Rich Corinthian Leather”
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November 1st, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Motivational
“Lando-
because SOMEBODY has to make everything-even curtains-look this good.”
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November 1st, 2008 at 7:42 pm
“and alakazaam my career goes poof…”
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November 2nd, 2008 at 1:59 am
Change! You better believe in….
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