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About the author: Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, was the scourge of the Jedi, a master of the dark side of the Force, and one of the Emperor's most trusted servants.
He brought an end to the Clone Wars by slaughtering all the masterminds of the Confederacy of Independent Systems on Mustafar. He was brought peace and order to the new Empire, wiping away the corruption and chaos of the Republic.
But he isn't always a fearsome enforcer, however. Lord Vader enjoys fencing, sorcery, studying ancient religions, and long walks down the corridors of starships. His turn offs are failure, backtalk, lack of faith, and sand. 
Tags: by David Farmer, Han Solo, Jabba the Hutt, oh hai
November 3rd, 2008 at 12:38 am
Motivational:
Jenny the Hut
have you called jenny the hut yet?
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November 3rd, 2008 at 12:39 am
I are gonna call jenny l8r
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November 3rd, 2008 at 1:50 am
I’d hit it
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November 3rd, 2008 at 2:49 am
U Kno I Blaztd Ur Green Bounty Hunta Bud?
Oh Sith spit.
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November 3rd, 2008 at 2:56 am
Jabba says to Han:
“I pooted.”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 2:57 am
Motivational:
“Secrets:
Obviously, they are not safe with Jabba the Hut.’”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 3:03 am
“As if, Han! AS IF!”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 4:46 am
okay, now cough.
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November 3rd, 2008 at 5:39 am
IF I WUZ A RICH MAN..
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November 3rd, 2008 at 5:54 am
Jabba: “Han my boy, you know that warm feeling your experiencing right now? I just pissed on your feet.”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 8:08 am
OMFG, no wander he stinks so much, just look at what’s inside!!!
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November 3rd, 2008 at 8:46 am
YOU CAN HAS SEXCTIME 10 DOLLA!
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November 3rd, 2008 at 9:18 am
“Does this CGI make me look fat?”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 9:18 am
“You had me at ‘Hello’”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 9:19 am
“Brokeback got us good, don’t it?”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 9:20 am
“What are you waitin’ for, cowboy; the matin’ call?”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 9:20 am
‘No more beans”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 9:21 am
“I won’t quit you.”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 9:22 am
“Is that a DL-44 in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 9:23 am
“Leia doesn’t need to know.”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 9:24 am
“What happens in Docking Bay 94 stays in Docking Bay 94.”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 9:46 am
Jabba “Your my favorite”
Han “I knew it!”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 9:46 am
“Hey, wanna hearz a sceret?”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 10:55 am
motivational:
“CGI
Slowly destroying everything you love”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 10:56 am
motivational:
“CGI
Slowly destroying everything you love”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 10:57 am
“I knows u knows where I can getz back mah bucket”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 12:11 pm
“I think I have a cavity.”
“No. I don’t want my face eaten today.”
“Damn!”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Han “Dose this screen shot make us look gay?”
Jabba “lol”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 1:02 pm
BRING ME SOLO AND…..
O Hai!
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November 3rd, 2008 at 1:09 pm
“What? On our first date?”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Han “I could get lost in your eyes.”
Jabba “What, sorry wasn’t listening”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Motivational:
“Jabba the Hutt.
Come to the powerful and wealthy as close as you can.”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 3:46 pm
“I’ve told you clearly: Solo and the Wookie!”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 3:49 pm
“Now it’s that magical moment – kiss me and I’ll become a princess!”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 3:59 pm
“I can haz a date wid yoo?”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Woah, Solo, look at the tail on that Hutt over there!
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November 3rd, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Jabba the Hutt
“Do I have a peice of rancor in my teeth?”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Motivational:
“Hutts on crack
Han….Han!
What?
Dude I…I just gassed”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 7:39 pm
“Look over there! It’s some kind of failed CGI prequel smashing into the ground!”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 7:40 pm
“No Mr Solo, I expect you to die!!!!!!”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 7:44 pm
“Do I still get to tend the wabbits Geroge?”
Sorry, just been reading Of Mice and Men
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November 3rd, 2008 at 8:19 pm
i has farted
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November 3rd, 2008 at 8:45 pm
“Just between you and me, I has diabeetus.”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 9:25 pm
“Mah thinking face. Can you sees it?”
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November 3rd, 2008 at 11:42 pm
“Hogging…you’re doing it right akshully”
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November 4th, 2008 at 1:54 am
JABBA: “Where da white woman at?
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November 4th, 2008 at 2:50 am
No, dude, i swear, that chick was totally checking you out!
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November 4th, 2008 at 9:11 am
“Alright, little man! License and registration!”
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November 4th, 2008 at 11:08 am
” That blond- jedi kid looks like he’s hitting his doing his sister, lawl”
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November 4th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Jabba: So I throw the ball to Naturally…
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November 4th, 2008 at 11:54 am
“Jabba: So I throw the ball to Naturally…”
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November 4th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
“Solo baby, you tired? ‘Cuz you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
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November 4th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
“Han, you son of a wookie sumbitch, I wish I knew how to quit you.”
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November 4th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
just between uz and me, i lefts you a little present in the bathroom.
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November 5th, 2008 at 6:08 am
Dude… Tic Tac
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November 5th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Hey–are we still on for tonight?
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November 5th, 2008 at 11:12 am
“Listen, here comes a loud one”
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November 5th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
“Nudge-nudge, if you know, what I mean…”
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November 5th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Is there a Bantha stuck in my Teeth? What about a Leia?
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November 5th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Han, my boogie. . . why can’t I quit you?
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November 5th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
I hidz mah bukkit, so they can no more stealz it!!
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November 6th, 2008 at 12:59 am
hey han… you got the spice?
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November 6th, 2008 at 8:16 am
Motivational;
“QUIET!
They have distracting spying cameras EVERYWHERE!”
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November 6th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Hey Han, Dont tellz Boba, but I messed with his jetpack. but shhh. don’t tell him. I want it to be a good april fools joke. Oh, he’ll die laughing.
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November 6th, 2008 at 10:00 am
“I think I might have pooped mah pants…”
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November 6th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
” So, you’re going out with princess, huh? “
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November 6th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Tonight on blinds date gone wrong
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November 6th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
I no eat you now.
I freeze u and save for later.
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November 7th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Motavational
“Gayness”
“Even in a Galaxy far far aways it still happens. Just go with it.”
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November 7th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
hanburger in 3…2…1…
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November 7th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
“i can has hanburger?”
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November 9th, 2008 at 4:09 am
Han: “But i don’t want to marry her!”
Jabba: “Why not?! she’s got huge…. tracks of land!”
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November 9th, 2008 at 8:32 am
“I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse…”
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November 9th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
“I FARTED LUL, DUN TELL NO 1″
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November 9th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
I’D TAP THAT ASS
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November 9th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
“Pssst…you got a parsec?”
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November 9th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
“pssst….u introduce me 2 blonde guy?”
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November 11th, 2008 at 1:11 am
“Hey…didja get that message I sent ya?”
Harvey Birdman if no one knows.
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