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About the author: Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, was the scourge of the Jedi, a master of the dark side of the Force, and one of the Emperor's most trusted servants.
He brought an end to the Clone Wars by slaughtering all the masterminds of the Confederacy of Independent Systems on Mustafar. He was brought peace and order to the new Empire, wiping away the corruption and chaos of the Republic.
But he isn't always a fearsome enforcer, however. Lord Vader enjoys fencing, sorcery, studying ancient religions, and long walks down the corridors of starships. His turn offs are failure, backtalk, lack of faith, and sand. 
Tags: by Little Lebowski, disappointment, Millenium Falcon, Motivational, Stormtrooper, Tattoine
November 10th, 2008 at 12:52 am
“Hey, nuther weather balloon!”
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November 10th, 2008 at 3:00 am
Ooh, SHINY!
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November 10th, 2008 at 3:20 am
Dude… Lukey in the sky with Falcons.
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November 10th, 2008 at 4:14 am
Ha ha, u is 2 l8!
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November 10th, 2008 at 5:04 am
Awwww crap! We missed the flight! Now we’re gonna be stuck on this dustball for another month!
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November 10th, 2008 at 5:06 am
Motivational
“Punctuality”
When you realize some captains simply won’t wait for you before taking off
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November 10th, 2008 at 8:26 am
” I find your lack of punctuality disturbing “
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November 10th, 2008 at 8:28 am
” What u mean, u left our bags in the ship? “
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November 10th, 2008 at 9:32 am
“Dude…where’s my starship?”
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November 10th, 2008 at 9:35 am
Bird watchin–Ur doin it wrong
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November 10th, 2008 at 9:52 am
“Wait, isn’t that our flight?
OH CRAP!!!!!!”
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November 10th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Man, I think that WAS that ship we were looking for.
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November 10th, 2008 at 11:14 am
“Well, damn.”
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November 10th, 2008 at 11:23 am
It’s a bird… It’s a plane… Wait… It’s our plane! SHIT!
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November 10th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
*sings”
“I love when spaceships fly…boomdiada, boomdiada, boomdiada, boomdiada.”
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November 10th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
“Get to the Fal-con!”
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November 10th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
“Wanna see more? Tune in to all new Starport on wednesday nights, only on Holo 2-9-2!”
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November 10th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
“You disabled the hyperdrive, right?”
“No, I thought you did!”
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November 10th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Motivational:
“Fashionably Late:
You’ve missed your flight and now you’re screwed. Jackass.”
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November 10th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
We is in ur base steeling ur millenium falcon
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November 10th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Why do they always run?
Only his tail light was out.
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November 10th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Dude, that frisbee is NEVER coming back down!
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November 10th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
“GTFO of our spaceport!”
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November 10th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
“Bet you can’t hit it…”
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November 11th, 2008 at 1:04 am
Oh great…U see…I told you we didn’t need 2 pack that exta set boxers!
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November 11th, 2008 at 7:13 am
” Oh shit, Did you see that?”
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November 11th, 2008 at 7:34 am
“do you think i’ll ever join the mile high club too, pa?
some day son… some day.”
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November 11th, 2008 at 7:35 am
“shit.. hey i’v got monopoly back in the hut.”
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November 11th, 2008 at 7:35 am
Thats the future son, watch it as it flies away.”
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November 11th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Ship needs exclamation point like in MGS.
“Oh, Jesus Fuck! They saw us!”
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November 11th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s a plane!”
“It’s… what the hell is a plane!?”
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November 11th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
-Shit! We lost them!
-Dooon’t worry. I’m sure they won’t make much trouble…
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November 11th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Man The Harpoons!
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November 11th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Ahh, shit. I think we iz fired
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November 11th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Uhh…… isn’t that our dropship?
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November 11th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
dude, do you think the robots we were looking for were on that thing?
that old guy totally messed with us…
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November 12th, 2008 at 2:10 am
“Three men following a star to a child born of a virgin? Lucas, I think I’ve heard this story…”
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November 12th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Come again John? You guys forgot what?
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November 12th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Stormtrooper #1: Soo… Who’s gonna tell Vader?
Stormtrooper #2: Not it.
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November 12th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Motivational
“Disappointment –
Those were the droids you’re looking for.”
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November 12th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Missed the flight again. Damn!
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November 12th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
“Can you tell me now, how much money you spent for tickets for this f…ing flight? I’ll try not to kill you, promise.”
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November 12th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Motivational:
“Anger. You feel it, when you’re working on some dirty planet in the Outer Rim. You feel it, when they pay you too less for that. You feel it, when you can’t get ot of here. You feel it, when you can’t find some two droids. You feel it, when “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for”. And now the ship, that you had to stop, have left. And now you feel it too. When your role as Imperial Stormtrooper sucks. That’s the way to the Dark Side.”
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November 12th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
“PULL…”
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November 12th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
“Dude! look at those neon lights! now that’s tunning”
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November 12th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
“Nigga stole my falcon!”
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November 12th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
“Man, next time we shouldn’t stop. Just Blast them.”
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November 12th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
“Isn’t that the ship we want?”
“How the hell would I know? I can’t see a thing in this helmet!”
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November 13th, 2008 at 7:10 am
“Awwww, look up. That one little ship has flown. Isn’t it cute?”
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November 13th, 2008 at 11:52 am
“That’s their ship! Let’s use our brand new desert jetpacks and catch’em!”
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November 13th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Uhh… What time is it?
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November 13th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Uhh… It’s 2:34, right?
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November 14th, 2008 at 2:22 am
“Now THIS is annoying!”
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November 14th, 2008 at 8:50 am
“Well, Frank…we might not have disabled the hyper-drive…but we pinched their cooler full of roadbeers. Win.”
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November 14th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Now is not the time to wish you had better car insurance…
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November 14th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
“I tout that ol man bak der sez thus wuzt teh stashipz we lokin fur”
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November 15th, 2008 at 1:18 am
“I don’t care what you say, I still think it looks like the Ebon Hawk!”
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November 15th, 2008 at 1:38 am
“That’s no moon.”
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November 15th, 2008 at 4:22 am
ready…PULL!
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November 15th, 2008 at 10:38 am
“aww balls. I left my keys in there.”
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November 15th, 2008 at 11:57 am
“Dude don’t even try, we can’t hit the side of a barn from 10 feet away, how the hell do you think we’re gonna hit that?”
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November 15th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
“Hey, did you bring the keys out with you?”
“No, I thought you took them”
“But you were driving”
“Shit”
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November 15th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
OMG A UFO!!!1
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November 15th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
“Dude… we need bigger guns. How are we supposed to hit that?”
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November 15th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
thats the last time we stop for a quick leak behind the spaceport.
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November 16th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Motivational-
“Keys-
When you can’t find them,
sure as heck somebody else did.”
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November 17th, 2008 at 1:49 am
“He told us to time him! 1 parsec, 2 parsed, 3 parsec…..”
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November 17th, 2008 at 1:49 am
“He told us to time him! 1 parsec, 2 parsec, 3 parsec…..”
typo edited
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November 17th, 2008 at 5:27 am
I’m going to get you my pretty,
And your little wookie friend too…
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November 17th, 2008 at 5:32 am
SOORREH needs quotationz
“I’m going to get you my pretty,
And you little wookie friend too…”
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November 17th, 2008 at 10:00 am
ST on the left: “It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s…”
ST on the right: “…Outta here…”
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November 17th, 2008 at 10:43 am
1-2-3-NOT IT! U get 2 tell Vader we lost ‘em!
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November 17th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
“Stormtrooperz
We Beleevz”
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November 17th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
“Nice Ride.”
“That’s what she said.”
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November 18th, 2008 at 8:17 am
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“Shit, son.”
“That’s what we’ll be shoveling after Vader hears about this.”
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November 18th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
“Imperial Security always hard at work protecting your future.”
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November 18th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
So, uh, you will just take a second, eh Bob?
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November 18th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
“How long we gotta stand here?”
“Until they put up a new pic”
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November 19th, 2008 at 1:46 am
“After finally allowing the ship to leave, the stormtroopers realized that the Falcon did not have an Empire-registered license plate.”
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November 19th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
“Wait, baby! i was kidding!!”
“Aw, you’re totally screwed now, man…”
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January 18th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
“uh is it just me or is that the ship we’re meant to stop?”
“Yep”
“How are we gonna stop it?”
“Next Question”
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