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About the author: Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, was the scourge of the Jedi, a master of the dark side of the Force, and one of the Emperor's most trusted servants.
He brought an end to the Clone Wars by slaughtering all the masterminds of the Confederacy of Independent Systems on Mustafar. He was brought peace and order to the new Empire, wiping away the corruption and chaos of the Republic.
But he isn't always a fearsome enforcer, however. Lord Vader enjoys fencing, sorcery, studying ancient religions, and long walks down the corridors of starships. His turn offs are failure, backtalk, lack of faith, and sand. 
Tags: by Kreachure, Obi Wan, Order 66, Stormtrooper, The Clone Wars
November 20th, 2008 at 2:44 am
Uncertainty
Not knowing who is actuallt holding the Lightsaber
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November 20th, 2008 at 9:21 am
trooper: wot yoo think yoo lookin at?
Ben: Oh nothing
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November 20th, 2008 at 10:04 am
How am I supposed to tell you guys apart?
You all have the same uniform.
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November 20th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
“I can haz Order 66? ”
“Not today.”
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November 20th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
“OK, one quicke, but we really need to be on the battlefield.”
“I thought this was the battlefield sir”
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November 20th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Clone: “BZZZZTTCHHHH!! i are jedi!!”
Obi: “Dammit stop playing with that thing!”
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November 20th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
“Iz can has jedi litestick?”
“OMG, I’ve already said no 11ty billion times.”
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November 20th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Trooper: “What did you say about my mama?”
Obi-Wan: “You don’t even have a mother! You’re a clone!”
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November 20th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Did you just do what I think you did?
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November 20th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Obi: “Look, can we just forget last night ever happened?”
Clone: “Forget this, jedi scum!”
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November 20th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Iz dat litesaber or iz u jus happy to see me?
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November 20th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
“Iz dat litesaber or iz u jus happy to see me?”
Forgot quotes… I really can follow rules.
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November 20th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Obi-Wan
“lets forget that ever happened and your limping because you were shot by a ‘droid’ okay?”
Clone
“yes sir”
Obi-Wan
“I’m so glad clones follow ‘orders’ “
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November 21st, 2008 at 3:33 am
how can we be lost?!?
jedi powers, my poorly armored ass.
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November 21st, 2008 at 4:10 am
“WHT U MEAN GLOSTIK DILDO?”
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November 21st, 2008 at 4:14 am
obi-wan “Look away from the light!”
Rex “I CNT, ITS SOO PWETTY”
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November 21st, 2008 at 4:20 am
obi “take out the droids, two on the left, one ofn the right”
Rex “lol wut?”
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November 21st, 2008 at 4:29 am
Motivational:
“Rex’s laser eye surgery”
“not for the faint hearted”
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November 21st, 2008 at 6:19 am
trooper: “wot yoo think yoo lookin at?”
Ben: “oh nothing”
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November 21st, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Mom… this isn’t what it looks like!
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November 22nd, 2008 at 3:30 am
“Ehm, guys, do you know, where my lightsaber is?”
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November 22nd, 2008 at 3:33 am
“Yeah, I’ve got lightsaber! Now I’m gonna become a Jedi, like my father!”
“You don’t even have a father, you’re a clone!”
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November 22nd, 2008 at 3:34 am
Motivational:
“Order 66. When the initiative and lightsabers are in wrong hands, Jedi sucks.”
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November 22nd, 2008 at 9:59 am
“Obi wan sees what you did back there”
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November 22nd, 2008 at 11:56 am
Okay, Anakin’s leaning in to kiss her. We’ll jump out and scare them on the count of three. One, Two, Three…
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November 22nd, 2008 at 3:59 pm
“I won’t tell if you don’t”
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November 22nd, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Stormtrooper: “Oooh, it’s the blue glowie sword thingie again! It’s blue! Like my armor! Yay!”
Obi-wan: “Ugh, not this moron again…”
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November 22nd, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Obi-wan: “Order 66? Never heard of it.”
Clone trooper: “Good.”
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November 22nd, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Clone trooper: “Order 66? Never heard of it.”
Obi-wan: “Good to know.”
Works both ways
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November 23rd, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Obi-wan: get your gun out of my ass.
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November 24th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
“Check out THIS lightsaber!
Shut up, Rex”
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November 24th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
“Hey General looks!!1 A Sith Lords!!!1″
“Yoink! I gotz yer saber lulz”
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November 24th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
“Hey General, looks!! A Sith Lords!!1!”
“Yoink! I gotz your saberr!!1!”
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November 24th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
“RIght men, who is this retard and when is the soonest opportunity we can use him as cannon fodder?”
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November 24th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
motivational
“Confusion
The byproduct of Lucas trying to shove even more crap down our throats.”
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November 28th, 2008 at 8:32 am
clone : ” you stole my glow stick!! ” obi : ” er… *jedi mind trick* no i dident >.> <.<
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November 29th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Motivational:
“Uncertanty
Not knowing where Obi-wan’s other hand is.”
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January 6th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Gots beaten up by clone trooperz over Cheezburger
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January 18th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Wait……We have an order 66?
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January 14th, 2010 at 5:43 pm
oh noes! suprise buttsexcks!!
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