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About the author: Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, was the scourge of the Jedi, a master of the dark side of the Force, and one of the Emperor's most trusted servants.
He brought an end to the Clone Wars by slaughtering all the masterminds of the Confederacy of Independent Systems on Mustafar. He was brought peace and order to the new Empire, wiping away the corruption and chaos of the Republic.
But he isn't always a fearsome enforcer, however. Lord Vader enjoys fencing, sorcery, studying ancient religions, and long walks down the corridors of starships. His turn offs are failure, backtalk, lack of faith, and sand. 
Tags: boba fett, by Shamora, Darth Vader, I love you, Lando Calrissian
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Staring- appropriate at any time.
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December 2nd, 2008 at 10:58 pm
I could swear I know your face from somewhere.
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December 2nd, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Darth Vader was amazed to discover that when Fett said, “As you wish,” what he meant was,”I love you.”
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December 3rd, 2008 at 12:55 am
Staring Contests Only Work When You Have Eyelids
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December 3rd, 2008 at 2:47 am
Look me in the eyes when i speak to you!
um, but sir…..
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December 3rd, 2008 at 4:00 am
Guys, I know Cool Dancing Pub next corner! Goin?
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December 3rd, 2008 at 4:20 am
I’ze got better mask!!!
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December 3rd, 2008 at 4:26 am
Vader: “I’m Batman.”
Boba: “kk”
Lando: “lol?”
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December 3rd, 2008 at 7:21 am
Darth Vader “Your lack of faith in the force disturbs me”
Bobba Fett “Bring it”
Lando “oh break it up you two”
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December 3rd, 2008 at 10:53 am
“Hierarchy
The more helmet you have, the badder you are”
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December 3rd, 2008 at 11:30 am
‘Motivational:
FRUSTRATION: The inability to respond to the twerp who copied your cool outfit after he tells a ‘yo mamma’ joke…since he doesn’t have a mother.”
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December 3rd, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Lando “Whoever blinks first looses”
i know it’s pretty poor but im working on it
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December 3rd, 2008 at 12:16 pm
The Power of the Darkside: Trumps bounty hunters and Bow Chika Wow Wow
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December 3rd, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Vader: “Bow-chicka-bow-wow is insignificant to the power of the force.”
Boba: “Lando = pwnt”
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December 3rd, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I have buttons on my chest boo-yah!
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December 3rd, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Wrong pirate, Fett
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December 3rd, 2008 at 2:46 pm
fett: “you people…”
vader: “what do you mean YOU PEOPLE?”
lando: “what do YOU mean YOU PEOPLE!”
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December 3rd, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Vader, I said bring me Slave 1 not 1 slave!
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December 3rd, 2008 at 3:13 pm
frustration:
fett: Your mamma married a sweaty water farmer
vader: Your mamma…..Damn IT!
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December 3rd, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Boba Fett – “Uh, Vader, you got some mustard on the side of your mouth port there, Broseph.”
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December 3rd, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Motivational:
“Secret Love- sometimes even the mask can’t hide your feelings”
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December 3rd, 2008 at 6:37 pm
“One without a Father, One without a Mother!
Both found true love… in a Helmet and Cape!”
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December 3rd, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Vader: Wanna come back to my place?
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December 3rd, 2008 at 8:29 pm
How do we get bow chika wow wow?
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December 3rd, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Motivational Picture:
Absolutey Nothing
Lando has to do with this particular moment.
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December 3rd, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Lando: If you two don’t stop fighting, neither of you will get Solo. Understood?
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December 4th, 2008 at 1:35 am
Lando- “You guys can have your Han or Luke just leave Leia with me!”
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December 4th, 2008 at 1:45 am
“First form Voltron…
THEN from Blazing Sword!”
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December 4th, 2008 at 2:41 am
Vader: so did you hide the weed?
Fett: yeah its in the trunk
Lando: Hey! I Thought it was staying under my supervision!
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December 4th, 2008 at 4:17 am
“Vader: Wat makes u think i should trustz dis buffoon.
Fett: He haz Bow-Chika-Wow-Wow…”
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December 4th, 2008 at 4:27 am
“Oh Rly?”
“Ya Rly!”
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December 4th, 2008 at 4:28 am
“Fett: My Lord, Lando iz staring at you…
Vader: Iz dat why i feel Bow Chicka wow wow..?”
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December 4th, 2008 at 4:29 am
“Vader: He haz bow chika wow wow… should we still killz him?
Fett: Uh… yeah!?”
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December 4th, 2008 at 4:30 am
“Vader: I don’t want to catch bow chika wow wow…
Fett: Its ok, i caught it last week”
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December 4th, 2008 at 4:31 am
Motivational
“BOW CHIKA WOW WOW:
not even the strongest of the dark side can resist.”
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December 4th, 2008 at 4:39 am
or even better!!!…..
motivational:
“BOW CHIKA WOW WOW
not even the lord of the dark side can resist its seductive gravitational pull.”
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December 4th, 2008 at 4:41 am
“Fett: Vader you never let me hav bow chika wow wow!
Vader: You don’t haz it Fett, Lando haz it.”
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December 4th, 2008 at 4:53 am
For the last time, no! i will not marry you
Plz?
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December 4th, 2008 at 11:16 am
“Helmets: ruinning eye to eye moments since forever”
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December 4th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Darth- “Craker please”
Boba- “That’s OUR word. WE can say that, but YOU can’t. Maybe Cracka, but not Cracker”
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December 4th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
“This mofo talkin bout some Colt 45. He know people dont be drinkin that mess.”
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December 4th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Lando- “Sniff Sniff…Vader was that you again?”
Vader- “Sorry”
Boba- “Dude!”
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December 4th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Boba: “It’s all about the Jet Pack, it really brings the outfit together!”
Vader: “I know but it’s impossible to find a jet pack in black in this sector, and it’s just so slimming!”
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December 4th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
“Motivational:
LONELINESS
Sucks being the only two black people in the galaxy”
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December 4th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
“And then I said to the dude: Get this! I like TOTALLY…..”
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December 4th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Mah Solo! Get Ur own!!11oneone
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December 4th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Motivational
ENVY
because even if you can bow chika wow wow, you still can’t wear a badass body armor.
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December 4th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Lando thinks:”S#1t, why my chicka-bow-wow isn’t working in the masked men situations?”
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December 4th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Vader: Don’t look at that charming nigga. Look at me.
Fett: Sure, my black sweetheart.
Lando: Hey!
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December 4th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Lando: C’mon, guys, let’s go. Don’t need to fight. It’s all right now. Guys?
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December 4th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Motivational:
“Dark Side of the Force”
“It makes people with the best chicka-bow-wow and best bounty hunters in the galaxy are looking at you.”
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December 4th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
I’m not subbing an entry, I just want to remind the bosses that it’s “Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow”, not ‘Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow’/
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December 4th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
You look just like your father
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December 4th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Unrequited Love
Vader would never know Lando’s true feelings …
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December 4th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
vader: yeesh…theres one right there, isnt there?
boba: i told you to look around before saying one of those jokes.
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December 4th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Vader: “Did u findz solo and teh wookie?!”
Boba: “Naw, the damn fool got away”
Lando (thinking): “Vader looks sooooo sexxy in dat blackz robe”
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December 4th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
vader: “yeesh…theres one right there, isn’t there?”
boba: “i told you to look around before saying those jokes.”
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December 4th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
I may breathe with a respirator Boba, but I can still tell when you’ve been eating cabbage.
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December 5th, 2008 at 2:16 am
“Vader: Iz he still staringz at me?
Fett: Yep.”
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December 5th, 2008 at 2:43 am
conversations: its all shits and giggles until the black guy shows up
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December 5th, 2008 at 2:49 am
conversations:”its all shits’n'giggles until the black guy shows up”
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December 5th, 2008 at 2:56 am
fett: I can has force
vader: no
Lando: me
vader:no
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December 5th, 2008 at 6:56 am
Fett: “Nice helmet Vader”
Vader: “Why, thank you Fett, yours is also Nice”
Fett: “Wheres your’s Lando, hm?”
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December 5th, 2008 at 7:03 am
Lando: Lord Vader, How come i have no helmet?
Vader: Perhaps you thing your being treated unfairy?
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December 5th, 2008 at 9:56 am
“I call this meeting of the Badass Cape Club to order”
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December 5th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Motivational:
“Frustration: The inability to say a yo mamma joke since Boba has no mother.”
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December 5th, 2008 at 10:31 am
By the power vested in me by Cloud City, I now pronounce you Sith Lord, and Bounty Hunter. You may now kiss the Boba…
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December 5th, 2008 at 10:34 am
sry, forgot quotes:
“By the power vested in me by Cloud City, I now pronounce you Sith Lord, and Bounty Hunter. You may now kiss the Boba…”
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December 5th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Who farted?
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December 5th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
“Bitch, plz.”
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December 5th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Darth Vader; I haz mor useless buttons dan U, Fett
Bobba Fett; Yeh…….well…..I haz big gun AN a logo on hemet. DEAL WIT IT!
Darth Vader; I crush you.
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December 5th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
“First a purple sabre and now no badass helmet? Lucas, give a brother a break”
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December 6th, 2008 at 5:25 am
Vader: “I want you inside me…..”
Lando: WHAT?!?!?!
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December 6th, 2008 at 5:59 am
Vader: “WHAT? Tea time??”
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December 6th, 2008 at 7:09 am
“Lando: Ummm… Guys? How can I judge a staring contest when I can’t see your eyes?”
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December 6th, 2008 at 7:10 am
“Vader: You know it’s rude to stare at cripples.
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December 6th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
“Now, look at me straight to the face and said that again…”
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December 6th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Lando: So, back to my place for charades, chardonnay and bow-chicka-bow-wow?
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December 7th, 2008 at 12:50 am
‘ Boba:” Was she worth it?”
‘ Vader: “Not really”
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December 7th, 2008 at 12:52 am
Motivational:
“Homosexuality – You get your face burnt off trying to save your girls life, only to realise you’re gay”
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December 7th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
MOTIVATIONAL:
Unoriginality:That thing that Bobba Fett does.
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December 7th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Motivational:
JEALOUSY;
It has a stormtrooper costume and hangs out on the edges of photos at Disneyland.
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December 7th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
“Whatchou lookin at?”
“Whatchooo lookin at foo?”
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December 8th, 2008 at 12:21 am
Lando… And here I thought I was the blackest mofo in the galaxy….
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December 8th, 2008 at 12:27 am
Vader: What do you mean you people?
Lando: What do YOU mean you people?
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December 8th, 2008 at 1:59 am
Boba: “Lolz, wut? I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
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December 8th, 2008 at 7:54 am
“Vader, you apologize to Fett at once or so help me god, i will fart in your air supply!!”
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December 8th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Darth…You have something on the side of your helmet.
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December 8th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
“Staring Contest.”
“Ur doin it rite.”
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December 8th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Then take the city away from Lando… aw crud, he’s still in the room isn’t he?
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December 8th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Awkward pauses…
ur doin it rite
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December 12th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Princess Bride reference FTW!
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December 12th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
I won! My mom was right, I am special!
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January 18th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Vader : I now declare this @#$%ing badass convention -BANG!- OPEN!!!
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November 28th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
oh f***k boba is gay! i always knew it but he is still is a good fighter and died proud i think he got eaten he probably died shocked he didn’t know that would happen what an idiot jango is way better along with the clones and there not gay! wait……….are they?
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