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About the author: Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, was the scourge of the Jedi, a master of the dark side of the Force, and one of the Emperor's most trusted servants.
He brought an end to the Clone Wars by slaughtering all the masterminds of the Confederacy of Independent Systems on Mustafar. He was brought peace and order to the new Empire, wiping away the corruption and chaos of the Republic.
But he isn't always a fearsome enforcer, however. Lord Vader enjoys fencing, sorcery, studying ancient religions, and long walks down the corridors of starships. His turn offs are failure, backtalk, lack of faith, and sand. 
Tags: by DocHoneyDew, Palpatine, Senator, viagra
December 9th, 2008 at 12:54 am
Farting contest
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December 9th, 2008 at 1:22 am
“Yes, I am from the planet Viagra…why do you ask?”
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December 9th, 2008 at 1:52 am
“Remind me when I’m emperor to subjugate your race.”
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December 9th, 2008 at 4:29 am
“yo, yo B boy, Dowg G. Bro Senator, wasup?”
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December 9th, 2008 at 5:47 am
The dark side, you say?
I dunno, I’ve always been quite happy with blue.
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December 9th, 2008 at 6:16 am
“so uhm….y’know…we can just let bygones be bygones right?”
“right”
“right”
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December 9th, 2008 at 6:50 am
“*Must… Not… Blink…!*”
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December 9th, 2008 at 7:43 am
Wait… you mean we could make an order to do THAT?
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December 9th, 2008 at 10:44 am
What you lookin’ at old man.
Not sure ugly.
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December 9th, 2008 at 11:55 am
“Palpatine: I’m evil you know?”
“Other Guy: O Rly?”
“Palpatine: Ya Rly!”
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December 9th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
so.. come here often?
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December 9th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
“I’m horny, but in a non-sexual kinda way.”
“Sure you are . . .”
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December 9th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
“Are you pissing on my foot?”
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December 9th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
“I can has mpyre?”
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December 9th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
“Butsecks now?
Yes, butsecks now.”
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December 9th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
“Do I make you horny?”
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December 9th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
“What the bleedin’ hell you be looking at, Palp?”
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December 9th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Dude where’s my speeder?
Where’s your speeder dude?
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December 9th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
“Mas Addemas: You want me to do what with my Horns?”
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December 9th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Corrected. Mispelled name:
“Mas Amedda: You want me to do what with my horns?”
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December 9th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
I misread Zeb Sanny’s submission as:
“Remind me when I’m emperor to subjugate your face.”
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December 9th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Motivational:
“Staring Contests
Every galaxy’s got ‘em.”
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December 9th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
It was then that Palpatine realized he wasn’t on Naboo anymore…
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December 9th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
“My planet is bountiful in Viagra trees, and horny goat weed… does my appearance turn you on?”
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December 9th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
“dude, those are the longets damn nipples i have ever seen…”
“you havn’t seen leya.”
(correct my spelling of ‘leya’ if i am wrong
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December 9th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
to previous comment
**** LONGEST i really can’t spell today
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December 10th, 2008 at 7:28 am
Palp: “Dude… You’re blue!”
Big Blue Man: “You high again?”
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December 10th, 2008 at 10:48 am
“why the hell are the urinals in the middle of the room?”
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December 10th, 2008 at 10:58 am
“you know darth maul was my cousin right?”
“oh sith…”
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December 10th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
“Say one word bouts ma horns…….”
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December 10th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
“Is that a zit?”
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December 10th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Both: Hmmmmmmmmm………..
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December 10th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
-What you think about 66?
-Yeah, that could be a nice number for that order.
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December 10th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Motivational:
“Galactic Senate.
The only place in whole galaxy where blue guy with four horns can meet an evil Sith lord.”
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December 10th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
-So, you’re a Sith lord?
-Yep.
-And you’ll be an ugly badass, the Emperor?
-Yep.
-I think I can stand that.
-So, still friends?
-Friends. You know, politics…
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December 10th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
“Dude, where is my Taxi??”
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December 10th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
“Seriouslys, I hates yous so much”
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December 10th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Me so honry, me love you long time.
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December 10th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
…what you talkin bout chancellor???
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December 11th, 2008 at 12:36 am
“You see, as Supreme Chancellor you sometimes you have to take the bull by the…er….tail…so-to-speak.”
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December 11th, 2008 at 3:30 am
i think this is a total YO MOMMA caption… take ur pick..
“Isn’t yo mamma a little short for a stormtrooper?”
“Yo mamma so fat, the odds against not finding her fat are approximately 3,720 to 1!”
“Yo mama is so fat, Obi-Wan Kenobi said, “That is no moon… that’s yo mama.”
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December 11th, 2008 at 7:45 am
“Bill Lumbergh: Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too… “
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December 11th, 2008 at 8:35 am
“BLIND DATE.”
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December 11th, 2008 at 8:36 am
“MISSED CONNECTIONS
http://www.craigslist.org“
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December 11th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Motivational
“Politics
A bunch of old and ugly men standing around and getting paid to do absolutely nothing at all. That is, if you discount the triple-breasted whores sucking them off.”
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December 11th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
MA: “U think I has Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow 2?”
Palp: “No, only Lando has it.”
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December 11th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
“Can has mah salza dans lessN 1rst. Naftr can has mad butseks.”
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December 11th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
No one has said anything, but we think you should get those things lanced.
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December 11th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
“So…do you ever get freaky with those things or what?”
A quote from Family Guy. xD That’d be funny there.
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December 11th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
“so you’re telling me i can really save more on my car ensurance?”
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December 11th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Mas Amedda: So?
Palpatine: Pub?
Mas Amedda: Pub.
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December 11th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Orly?
Yarly
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December 11th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Staring contest
cuz theirs no way a sith gets a girl
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December 12th, 2008 at 7:41 am
I swear guv’, iv’e cleaned these windows twice already!!
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December 12th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Mas Amedda: “Dude, did you fart?”
Palpatine: “Sith Lords don’t fart. Must have been you.”
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December 12th, 2008 at 10:56 am
i like this but it wasnt written in ” ”
“The dark side, you say?
I dunno, I’ve always been quite happy with blue.”
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December 12th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
“Messure up, what you got?”
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December 12th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
“Sithlord says ‘what?’ ”
Palplatine: “What??”
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December 12th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Nice rantlers must make buying hats a bitch?
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December 12th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Do any of U peeps kno that they both has their eyes closed?
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December 12th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
I put mai tounge in da socket yesterday…..I wuz also in the hospital yesterday, and for what I dunno why.
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December 12th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
“ur place or mine?”
“I thought ud never ask”
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December 13th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
“your power in the shworts is great”
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December 13th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
“Chancellor… I think I love you.”
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December 13th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
http://diy.despair.com/output/poster7796621.jpg
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December 14th, 2008 at 2:26 am
“kiss me you fool”
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December 14th, 2008 at 5:59 am
“sorry do i know you?”
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December 14th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
telepathic powers makes every conversation scarce
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December 14th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
niiiiiice
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December 14th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
“Hai! I can haz dem big wrinkelz 2, eh?”
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December 15th, 2008 at 2:31 am
Palpatine: Sum jerk I kno blewd up mah car 2day!
HornedDude: o, Rly?
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December 15th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Both: Oh my……
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December 15th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
“Dude, you’re standing on my foot.”
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December 15th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
“whatchu talkin’ bout palpatine?!”
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December 15th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Palpatine: “Why are you wearing that stupid Chagarian suit?”
Mas Amedda: “Why are you wearing that stupid human suit?”
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December 15th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
i REFUSE to sniff your fart!
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December 15th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Motivational:
“Space Movies-
The only place where every building in every town on every planet has a great view of the battle.”
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December 15th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
“It is forbidden….we would be living a lie.”
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December 15th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Motivational:
Makeup
Men shouldn’t wear it.
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December 16th, 2008 at 1:36 am
(horns): WTF you mean nice horns BLUE BOY
Who you callin BOY
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December 16th, 2008 at 4:51 am
Don’t look now but I think someone is about to throw a shoe at us.
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December 16th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
do these horns make me look fat!?
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January 18th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Pull my finger
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