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again sorry on the lateness of this update. out in no mans land for 2 weeks with not even a cell signal. felt like I was amputated from the internetz.
Indeed… that is viagra
“One is the lonliest number”
And now, a Moff with a tape recorder in his nose.
nah nah nah… You didn’t say the magic word!!!
supersize me.
“Are your looking for cheaper TIE-fighter insurance?”
“ET FONE HOME”
“This is why I told you to use the strap on the wii-mote!!”
“It’s THIS big”
“vader…Stop choking people, or you’ll have to sit on the naughty step again”
“No no no. No more foreplay”
The Force is Strong in this One.
That’s it Vader! You’re in Time-out!
“One lump of sugar will be fine, thank you”
“Don’t make me come back there, boys.”
“Remember the Commandments, Jedi: “Thou shalt not commit butt-secksery.”"
One, ping only.
“nobody….FUKS….with the HAIR!”
“ONE day faux-hawks will be in style. You will see.”
“I’m a PC”
“Medium fries and a diet coke please”
“TO THE BATMOBILE!!!”
“To infinity, AND BEYOND!”
“Vader, I thought I told you no more cookies in bed.”
“YES! 1 shot kill! I RULZ!!!1!!1″
“it wasn’t a pick! I wuz jus scratchin”
“Mynd you, m00se bytes kan be preti nasti!”
“Alderan - zero, Grand Moff Tarkin - one. Fuk Yeah”
“My foul stench? Is Tarkin goin to hafta choke a bitch?”
“No, technically you can only prove I did heroin that one time.”
Motivational “MOFF TARKIN Perpetrating Death Star drive-bys a long time ago. Before your father shot into the test tube.”
“Grand Moff Tarkin
pointz to teh lulz yur lukin for”
“My finger. You sees it?”
“I has ouchie. You kiss better?”
“Tsk tsk tsk.”
“Pull me finga!”
“Wait! Did I forgot something? Where’s my hat?”
“Frodo, eyes up here, eyes up here…”
“… And I swear, as commander of the space station, that I’ll never lie to princess…”
Motivational Badass When you tell Vader what to do AND DOES IT
“Who has one pointy finger and nukes planets for fun? THIS GUY!”
“I saw what u did there!”
“3…2…poof! Grand Moff Tarkin forgot Alderaan and learned Rebel Base”
Grand Moff Tarkin is tired of your bullshit
“No, no, that is not proper bow-chicka-bow-wow”
“HappyVader, I find your lack of internetz disturbing”
When def star fails, fling nose boogers.
Where my money at, Leia?
Bad SIth, now sit, roll over, crush the rebels and stay!
“And so I was saying……Vader put that away.
NO LOLZ 4 U
” Wait a second, she stole my hat!!!”
“Who’s the baddest Muthafuka in the Empire. Moff.”
Smell my finger………smells like vader doesnt it
“This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine…”
“Choke 1 more offica and I’m pullin this station ova.”
“I solemnly swear I am up to no good.”
Motivational
“Grand Moff Tarkin Probably what the Boogey Man looks like. Would explain why Vader follows his orders immediately and to the letter.”
motivational “annoyance: im not touching you, im not touching you, im not touching you im not…”
“Nobody messes with the Moff”
Grand Moff Tarkin used Metronome.
NO SOUP FOR YOU
U might want to watch what us sayin, ceiling vaderz alwayz listeningz…
ah-ah-ahh.
Motivational:
Prostate exams
Don’t complain, or he’ll blow up your planet too
Hey! Who made cookies?
Oh no she di-n’t
Sorry, I just had to do this: http://raws.adc.rmit.edu.au/~e46191/test/moff_di-nt.gif
“OH! but i does hav ballz”
“please wait, while i connect you”
You don’t want to know where this finger is going
“Grand Moff Tarkin used Metronome”
“On second thought, DO prepare my shuttle…”
“Don’t go there, girlfriend.”
“I do NOT accept sexual favors as bribes when deciding who gets a pay raise… though it doesn’t hurt your chances.”
Now, Anakin, the salad fork is on the LEFT.
One moment Princess, Vincent Price is calling…..
ah ah ah! masterbation is a long process! you must leave lord vader alone for a few more minutes!
“ah ah ah! masterbation is a long process! you must leave lord vader alone for a few more minutes!”
“Lord vader, ur sex slave went up there”
You Can Nawt Has Cheezburger!
You shouldn’t hang me on a hook Vader, My mother hung me on a hook once…….Once.
You choked another officer Anny, that’s One….
well, what had happened was….
“Tsk Tsk Tsk, Now i Kill you”
Can’t believe no one thought of this yet:
“FGSFDS”
Oh Vader, thats naughty.
Oh! Oh you did not just tell me the rebel base was on Dantooine girlfriend!!!
Say ANYTHING and i’ll have Vader put his lightsaber up your nose…..
Sonic
Hes just so much better in real life
Can’t touch this.
U sees mah fingar? if u do not shut up, i will shove it up ur- nose!
[…] don’t pull a Captain Antilles or Admiral Motti and choke on it, or this could be […]
“If I see ONE more dead officer, your going to bed with no supper mister.”
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again sorry on the lateness of this update. out in no mans land for 2 weeks with not even a cell signal. felt like I was amputated from the internetz.
Indeed… that is viagra
“One is the lonliest number”
And now, a Moff with a tape recorder in his nose.
nah nah nah… You didn’t say the magic word!!!
supersize me.
“Are your looking for cheaper TIE-fighter insurance?”
“ET FONE HOME”
“This is why I told you to use the strap on the wii-mote!!”
“It’s THIS big”
“vader…Stop choking people, or you’ll have to sit on the naughty step again”
“No no no. No more foreplay”
The Force is Strong in this One.
That’s it Vader! You’re in Time-out!
“One lump of sugar will be fine, thank you”
“Don’t make me come back there, boys.”
“Remember the Commandments, Jedi: “Thou shalt not commit butt-secksery.”"
One, ping only.
“nobody….FUKS….with the HAIR!”
“ONE day faux-hawks will be in style. You will see.”
“I’m a PC”
“Medium fries and a diet coke please”
“TO THE BATMOBILE!!!”
“To infinity, AND BEYOND!”
“Vader, I thought I told you no more cookies in bed.”
“YES! 1 shot kill! I RULZ!!!1!!1″
“it wasn’t a pick! I wuz jus scratchin”
“Mynd you, m00se bytes kan be preti nasti!”
“Alderan - zero, Grand Moff Tarkin - one. Fuk Yeah”
“My foul stench? Is Tarkin goin to hafta choke a bitch?”
“No, technically you can only prove I did heroin that one time.”
Motivational
“MOFF TARKIN
Perpetrating Death Star drive-bys a long time ago. Before your father shot into the test tube.”
“Grand Moff Tarkin
pointz to teh lulz yur lukin for”
“My finger. You sees it?”
“I has ouchie. You kiss better?”
“Tsk tsk tsk.”
“Pull me finga!”
“Wait! Did I forgot something? Where’s my hat?”
“Frodo, eyes up here, eyes up here…”
“… And I swear, as commander of the space station, that I’ll never lie to princess…”
Motivational
Badass
When you tell Vader what to do AND DOES IT
“Who has one pointy finger and nukes planets for fun? THIS GUY!”
“I saw what u did there!”
“3…2…poof! Grand Moff Tarkin forgot Alderaan and learned Rebel Base”
Grand Moff Tarkin is tired of your bullshit
“No, no, that is not proper bow-chicka-bow-wow”
“HappyVader, I find your lack of internetz disturbing”
When def star fails, fling nose boogers.
Where my money at, Leia?
Bad SIth, now sit, roll over, crush the rebels and stay!
“And so I was saying……Vader put that away.
NO LOLZ 4 U
” Wait a second, she stole my hat!!!”
“Who’s the baddest Muthafuka in the Empire. Moff.”
Smell my finger………smells like vader doesnt it
“This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine…”
“Choke 1 more offica and I’m pullin this station ova.”
“I solemnly swear I am up to no good.”
Motivational
“Grand Moff Tarkin
Probably what the Boogey Man looks like. Would explain why Vader follows his orders immediately and to the letter.”
motivational
“annoyance: im not touching you, im not touching you, im not touching you im not…”
“Nobody messes with the Moff”
Grand Moff Tarkin used Metronome.
NO SOUP FOR YOU
U might want to watch what us sayin, ceiling vaderz alwayz listeningz…
ah-ah-ahh.
Motivational:
Prostate exams
Don’t complain, or he’ll blow up your planet too
Hey! Who made cookies?
Oh no she di-n’t
Sorry, I just had to do this:
http://raws.adc.rmit.edu.au/~e46191/test/moff_di-nt.gif
You don’t want to know where this finger is going
“Grand Moff Tarkin used Metronome”
“On second thought, DO prepare my shuttle…”
“Don’t go there, girlfriend.”
“I do NOT accept sexual favors as bribes when deciding who gets a pay raise… though it doesn’t hurt your chances.”
Now, Anakin, the salad fork is on the LEFT.
One moment Princess, Vincent Price is calling…..
ah ah ah! masterbation is a long process! you must leave lord vader alone for a few more minutes!
“ah ah ah! masterbation is a long process! you must leave lord vader alone for a few more minutes!”
“Lord vader, ur sex slave went up there”
You Can Nawt Has Cheezburger!
You shouldn’t hang me on a hook Vader, My mother hung me on a hook once…….Once.
You choked another officer Anny, that’s One….
well, what had happened was….
“Tsk Tsk Tsk, Now i Kill you”
Can’t believe no one thought of this yet:
“FGSFDS”
Oh Vader, thats naughty.
Oh! Oh you did not just tell me the rebel base was on Dantooine girlfriend!!!
Say ANYTHING and i’ll have Vader put his lightsaber up your nose…..
Motivational:
Sonic
Hes just so much better in real life
Can’t touch this.
[…] don’t pull a Captain Antilles or Admiral Motti and choke on it, or this could be […]
“If I see ONE more dead officer, your going to bed with no supper mister.”