As a note to everybody about who won and why on that last caption contest. Jake would have won the vote but i can haz lukeburger is already on another wampa pic on the site so couldn’t be used. Justin got his in before Alivesince85 so gets the caption.
So… you are saying I can save 15% by switching to Geico?
g-force | Feb 17, 2009 at 1:13 am | +1
“You’re staring at it. I can feel your staring.”
MD Franklin | Feb 17, 2009 at 1:35 pm | +4
“ok, these two droids go into a bar…..”
sirauron1210 | Feb 17, 2009 at 4:33 pm | +1
Yes, that right. 199 credits for a clevland steamer.
Cyril Caerphilly | Feb 18, 2009 at 12:50 am | +0
“Well, you know what they say about guys with big lekku…”
Apo | Feb 18, 2009 at 2:25 pm | +0
Maybe I shouldn’t have tried to hold his hand.
weenis | Feb 19, 2009 at 9:42 am | +0
Luke: My what long nails you have.
Bib: All the better to scratch your backs with, my child.
hazza | Feb 20, 2009 at 6:38 pm | +0
lukin 4 a gud time sweetchks
Darth Fart | Feb 20, 2009 at 8:04 pm | +1
Bib- Did you just diss my ossum headgear?
Luke- Nooooooooooo……………………………………
Bib- Do you wanna go with me?
Luke- (brings out lightsaber) You wuz sayin?
Bib-
Jesus | Feb 21, 2009 at 4:33 pm | +0
“What is your favorite color?”
Jesus | Feb 21, 2009 at 4:34 pm | +0
“You can pass if you can answer this question: What is black, white, red, and blue all over?”
“Now it’s 200 credits for the first night and then only 50 credits everynight after that…..ok?”
Jedi Nate | May 16, 2009 at 10:41 am | +2
Bib: “so, i can haz force now?”
luke: “you don’t want the force.”
bib: “i don’t want the… WAIT A MINUTE!”
simon | May 16, 2009 at 10:54 am | +1
Man, what’s happened to the ‘caption this’? Is it on perma-stall or what?
Godboombooms | May 17, 2009 at 9:26 pm | +1
Master, teh pillz I tookz… They no worked… You’re pappy nowz
Godboombooms | May 17, 2009 at 9:30 pm | +1
“Why you cover your head penis? Is it that small?”
Halonut | May 20, 2009 at 3:21 pm | +1
Protruding Eyebrows
FTW
Hokey | May 25, 2009 at 2:06 pm | +1
Look, man. I don’t know what you did in there, but he’s bawing like a girl.
Hokey | May 25, 2009 at 2:07 pm | +0
“Look, man. I don’t know what you did in there, but he’s bawing like a girl.”
Forgot quotes, sorry for double posting.
adam | May 26, 2009 at 11:38 pm | +1
“why do u wan to play wit et?”
adam | May 26, 2009 at 11:39 pm | +1
“no u cannot play with it”
vaders intel chief | May 31, 2009 at 10:46 pm | +1
We no want any tupperware.
Friendly neighbor | Jun 5, 2009 at 4:15 am | +1
This site has been hacked - if do a view source on the home page, there’s a bit of javascript tagged on the end that launches a malicious PDF file. Someone really needs to sort that out. And change the admin passwords!
SpaceMonkey | Jun 5, 2009 at 3:15 pm | +1
“As a holy man I’ve seen everything. This ointament will help.”
D | Jun 11, 2009 at 9:40 am | +1
are you sure yours is longer? Show me!
lickmypants. | Jun 12, 2009 at 10:40 am | +1
bib : WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY COCK’S WRAPPED AROUND ME?
skywalker : NO U.
lickmypants. | Jun 12, 2009 at 10:45 am | +3
(referring to the penis strangling bib)
bib : it’s called FLACCIDITY skywalker.
luke : it’s called ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION fortuna.
lickmypants. | Jun 12, 2009 at 1:36 pm | +3
bib : I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER MY MASSIVE COCK’S BLOCK OVER MY EARZ.
skywalker : I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
Pikeman336 | Jun 15, 2009 at 10:02 pm | +1
can we just get this the fuck over with a pick a caption already?
ForceButts | Jun 16, 2009 at 3:04 pm | +1
Before you go in I just wanted to let you know I got the test results back today. It’s yours…
im new to this all wat do i do i wanna talk to anikin skywalker so badly if ur listening aniakin im kynine the jedi’s friend u were useing my old email u were kynine’s pen pal k but im still kinda nervouse
k im gonna tell u a secret Anakin an Kynine the Jedi r dating even though hes married i know great secret right oops i remembered i wasnt suppose to tell well who cares lol
tony federici | Jun 20, 2009 at 7:02 am | +0
It only hurts when i turn my head to the left
Brian | Jun 20, 2009 at 2:10 pm | +0
“Wait…I can save how much on my long distance?”
BipolarQueen | Jun 22, 2009 at 7:25 pm | +0
“You didn’t eat the fruit of the Awesomely Edible Cheezburger Tree, did you? Everybody knows they’re deadly…”
BipolarQueen | Jun 22, 2009 at 7:30 pm | +0
“I gotta ask– is it true you kissed your sister?”
SctCrash | Jun 24, 2009 at 7:21 pm | +0
“-Yo Man, for you Bob Marley, Senteen.
-Senteen man, for Key, You must be doing the dope.”
Jaba can no see yoosa right now… heesa dropina duece-ah. Dee owurs too see da hansolo exzibit are from 9AM too-ah 5PM, pleees-ah no touchinapropriatly.
LenaZanArbor | Sep 10, 2009 at 5:15 pm | +0
Careful. . . we just had the floors sanded. . .
TheLucidPeriod | Sep 15, 2009 at 12:02 pm | +0
Come heer…..u guts a schmutz.
Mischief maker | Sep 15, 2009 at 12:39 pm | +0
Doode i would suggest not going in there for at least 45 minutes
Commies | Sep 16, 2009 at 9:45 pm | +3
“One does not just walk into Moordoor”
musclepunch | Sep 20, 2009 at 4:39 am | +0
noez i didnt teabag u
Anonymous | Sep 21, 2009 at 1:04 pm | +0
“”Pssst. Spice?”
Anthony | Sep 23, 2009 at 10:35 pm | +0
Caption:
‘And remember, hands off the dancing girls’
Skitch The Wolf | Sep 25, 2009 at 12:58 pm | +3
Demotivational Poster
“JEDI MIND TRICK: The force has great influence over weak minds”
Skitch The Wolf | Sep 25, 2009 at 4:30 pm | +2
“Sure, I’ll let you in… if you know what the password is.”
blukatprincess | Sep 25, 2009 at 4:49 pm | +1
“is that a ….WORM??”
“no sire…. that actually is my Colon”
“then if that your Colon then weres…”
Skitch The Wolf | Sep 25, 2009 at 5:18 pm | +2
“Lord Jabba’s order will be a Big Mac, supersized, with a Coke. And for heaven’s sake, I hope you remember to order it without Onions!”
blukatprincess | Sep 25, 2009 at 6:12 pm | +1
“PLEASE…. for this one time… LET ME BE MYSELF!!! SO I CAN SHINE!!!!”
Skitch The Wolf | Sep 25, 2009 at 6:14 pm | +1
“Can I tell you a secret…? I’m not a real Twi’lek. This head-tail is a fake.”
blukatprincess | Sep 25, 2009 at 6:21 pm | +2
….”you know you fucked up right?…’
Skitch The Wolf | Sep 25, 2009 at 6:22 pm | +1
“Psst…wanna see a dead body?”
blukatprincess | Sep 25, 2009 at 6:28 pm | +1
“psst…wana see a dead body?”
“no thanx im already looking at one..”
Skitch The Wolf | Sep 25, 2009 at 6:31 pm | +1
“n00bz, jedi pwned ur mindz”
blukatprincess | Sep 25, 2009 at 6:36 pm | +2
“please sir…. would you like to make a donation to the cancer sisitety?”
Skitch The Wolf | Sep 25, 2009 at 6:39 pm | +2
“Yes, I have a malignant growth on my head, I get that alot”
Kit | Oct 3, 2009 at 9:38 am | +0
“I don’t want to sell you death sticks?”
orron551 | Oct 5, 2009 at 10:38 pm | +0
Dr Schwartz does great work, just check this nose!
skyefrickinroyce | Oct 6, 2009 at 10:44 am | +0
And he just put his hand down there like that? Oh my, my…
thepiebaker | Oct 12, 2009 at 9:05 pm | +0
“would you like to see a donkey show?”
Cyclemut | Oct 12, 2009 at 9:58 pm | +0
SRSLY! Wash your hanz after usin hiz-n-herz together. I rubbed my hed, dis happnd.
Stan | Oct 17, 2009 at 3:37 pm | +1
“You will take me to Jabba now…”
“No.”
Hollis | Oct 18, 2009 at 1:32 pm | +0
Bib Fortuna
“It dosen’t matter how powerful your boss is when you phail that hard.”
Lee | Oct 20, 2009 at 4:19 pm | +0
“Then my parents got me these really pretty gold hoop antennearings, and I couldn’t wear them, because Jabba said that antennaerings are HIS thing!”
(this is him talking to Luke)
Palpatine's cousin vinny | Oct 21, 2009 at 12:40 am | +0
“Just Don’t sing badly, Simon’s been itching to use his Lightsaber on someone all day.”
Johan | Oct 22, 2009 at 1:03 am | +0
Do you like my nails, girlfriend?
Johan | Oct 22, 2009 at 1:15 am | +0
You like dese naiyls girlfran?
Cause I know this place, after they do yo nails, you get yo hai did fo free!
starwarsguru1 | Oct 30, 2009 at 1:31 am | +0
Bib- “So… the warts are normal right?”
Luke- ” Umm… not so much… but what the hell is happening to your head?”
Ren-X | Oct 31, 2009 at 10:06 pm | +0
You’ll do whay for how manny cookies?
Ryan | Nov 1, 2009 at 4:53 pm | +0
“Is there a starbucks nearby?”
…
“I will take you to java now”
Tony T | Nov 2, 2009 at 10:01 pm | +0
Um, is this site kaput now, or what?! It’s been a long time since there’s been an update. I hope the owner is OK.
As a note to everybody about who won and why on that last caption contest. Jake would have won the vote but i can haz lukeburger is already on another wampa pic on the site so couldn’t be used. Justin got his in before Alivesince85 so gets the caption.
NOT CAPTION:
I WON!!!! WOOT!
Caption:
I can haz force Mr. SkyWalker?
“That awkward tense moment before the fist kiss.”
see? TOLD you those wampa burgers wouldn’t sit right.
Jabba’s Gentlemen’s Club welcomes you… if you can pay…
“careful now, this solution im about to give you will make you extremely horny and hard”
“let me rub that tummy of yours, i can work wonders for you”
This is Tosche Station. You are looking for power converters are you not?
No that are not my sexual reproduction organ coming out of my head!
“Please, sir, can you spare a credit for a cup of klah?”
“Oops! You’re not the pleasure droid I’m looking for.”
“Hey, Jedi, you want smokes? Gold chains? Feelthy pictures?”
If u wantz to haz hed accessoriez…come bak with moniez.
“Actually, yes. The Missus does enjoy tentacle sex.”
“‘Scuze me. but do you know of a good barber?”
“Yes, I am weak minded, why do you ask?”
“Oh, and one last thing…don’t bring up his weight problem.”
“Quiet! Jabba sleepin!”
“Oh, are you the male strip dancer that Lord Jabba ordered for?”
“Actually, I won’t be able to use these after they make the digital signal transition.”
Silence! I kill you!
Bib - “Would you like fries with that?”
Skywalker - ” Why does EVERYONE ask me that?!”
Bib- “Did you fart?”
Skywalker - “I thought that was you man”
“Staring contest…Readysetgo!”
“You wouldn’t happen to have a very large condom would you? No? ok, cool, jus askin”
Bib- “Yo mama was a ho”
Skywalker - “What was that?!”
Bib- “What? oh nuthin man, hey you wanna see Jabba now?”
“yeah, i do wax, y do u ask?”
“You’re here to see the new gold bikini hotness, aren’t you?”
Bib: “its the new style.”
Skywalker: “O RLY!?”
bib: What’s Jedi stuff?
Luke: Well, I can have sex with you or levitate that rock over there….. and everything in between.
How do you tell a Jedi that his fly is undone?
“Yes I like head banging. But we probally talk about 2 different things here”
Bib - Sorry Luke the big man is asleep right now and cant talk to you………..
-Luke brings up lightsaber-
Bib -…………………………….Let me get him for you……
Motivational
“tentacle butsecks? - you’d be suprised who’s into it”
“Bib love you long time?”
“uh, no thx man, I’m good”
Is this how you do the mind trick????
“Do you have any ‘Grey Poupon’?”
“Here u go Mr. Skywalker; first one’s free.”
“Yes she’s here tonight, and no we don’t have a rule against family members.”
“Loser says ‘what’?”
“One more outburst like that and it’s time out for you, Jedi!”
“My flatulance, can you hears it?”
Motivational
“Tickle Fights
Even gayer if you have tentacles.”
“Very nice Master Jedi. May I feel your Saber?”
Bib: your sister. Really? Ah.
Luke: What?
Bib: Nothing. The boss is this way. Come on in.
oh noez… i fnk i folowed through
“I’m sorry, but Lord Jabba doesn’t want any Jedi Scout Cookies.”
Banana?
Now Luke, spit the ewok out, or we’ll have to kill you.
I’d be carefull, Jabba’s happy pills have yet to kick in, soooo…
Who farted?
Luke: “Gammorean-say’s-what?”
Bib: “What?…”
You iz sure you finds Jabbas bucket?
“Dude… Pull my finger..”
“For the last time: it is NOT a hat!”
wait, u did wot with mi cheezburgers?
“Wait… Whaddya mean you’re not the pizza guy?”
O RLY?
You like my dread?
I think that prostitute had something..
“Actually, these are leeches. I can’t get the damn buggers off!”
“Hey docter, im feeling a burning sensation..you know……down there…”
“you didn’t think that was my head-growth touching you lastnight, did you?”
“Why so serious?”
“One in the pink….and one in the stink”
“But would u do it for a Klondike Bar
“Hey… would you like to buy a monkey?”
“Wait… Okay, I’ll take a box of Thin Mints.”
As a matter of fact, I AM glad to see you…
It was the last time Bib ever relied on Mos Eisley’s seedier escort services…
Motivational-
Bib Fortuna
Bringing new meaning to the word ‘dickhead’ since 1983.
Luke: ‘You don’t want to sell me deathsticks’
Bib: ‘I can haz cliche?’
Bib: ‘Mr. Wonka no botha.’
Luke: ‘But, I swallowed a gobstopper!’
“are your Jedi Cookies made with real Jedis?”
” I don’t care if she’s eleven. “
Really? Klaatu, Barata, and Nikto?
These lekku are prestigious awards. “Fra-gee-lay” …must be Italian.
Blowjorb?
“Hey!, I got the number of the Twi’lek you’re looking for.”
“I’m sorry sir, I have not seen where HappyVader has run off to.”
O no you didn’t!
Oh no you didn’t!
So… you are saying I can save 15% by switching to Geico?
“You’re staring at it. I can feel your staring.”
“ok, these two droids go into a bar…..”
Yes, that right. 199 credits for a clevland steamer.
“Well, you know what they say about guys with big lekku…”
Maybe I shouldn’t have tried to hold his hand.
Luke: My what long nails you have.
Bib: All the better to scratch your backs with, my child.
lukin 4 a gud time sweetchks
Bib- Did you just diss my ossum headgear?
Luke- Nooooooooooo……………………………………
Bib- Do you wanna go with me?
Luke- (brings out lightsaber) You wuz sayin?
Bib-
“What is your favorite color?”
“You can pass if you can answer this question: What is black, white, red, and blue all over?”
Bib: You look simply FABULOUS in black!
“You must answer me these questions three…
ere the other side you see!”
“I see your schwartz is as large as mine”
Luke: I heard you sell hot wingz.
‘Hmm… yes… I did hear stories about that coke I sold you…
… it WAS laxatives.’
I sorry Sir - Table not ready yet …
“U haz p3n0r 0n h3d?”
“Y3sssssss”
You wants to do what with ur lightsaber???
“Hey, Luke, do you have any idea whats been keeping the website from being updated?”
“So, you put the lime _in_ the coconut?”
Some day some how… gona make it right but not a right now….sir
“I’m about to bitchslap j00 wit mah headtailz”
Guys, nothing to do with post, but check out this vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V55Zq5whVCI
No1!!1 git out my hed, Charlz!
NOES!!!11!1!!!11!!!!! i lost mai boner
We DO have cookies.
Bib: Luke, joo just got Rick Roll’d!
Luke: WTF?!
Bib– Don’t move, there’s a mynock just above your head…
“Okay, BUT, what if I said you would now get TWO Shamwows for the price of one?”
I’m in ur palace, messin’ wit ur head!
Bib: Wanna see my other tentacle?
Luke: Well…
Whut? Do I has something on my face?
How much do you charge?
hey luke…my head has a penis
motivational
bib fortuna
he might also be a ballchinian
luke: i see your shwartz is as big as mine…lets se how well you handle it….
” you dont even have nuts….just a flipper thing you use for a penis”
i can has p3n0r?
Wait…
You put it where?!?
“Wait…
You put it where?!?”
(forgot teh quotes, sorry)
“Why, no. I haven’t heard of the OTHER testement of Jesus Christ.”
Mehjabbawonga.
Lol, wut?!
Are you the Rancor chow… ooops, I mean the delivery boy?
“Where in the World is
“Haaaaappy Vader?”
“Not a clue.”
i know what your thinking, this snake head is so last week!
I HAZ TAPEWORMZ
Did you just say you were gonna Chris Brown me if I don’t take you to Jabba??
B.O.H.I.C.A Baby …Bend Over Here It Comes Again!
“…and we have a lovely new employee benefits package.”
It was then that Luke felt fear for the very first time as he stared down the tentacle monster.
I think this site has been abandoned and is now dead
Hey kid…wanna buy a watch?
“Still from the new Earthworm Jim movie”
Can i borrow a couple of bucks ?
“I’m sorry, master jedi. This site is sleeping. Indefinitely.”
pllz master luke! let me has teh force, for i r has giant penis for ears !
Bib: Ya know, I think it HAS been over 2 months since we’ve waited to this to be captioned.
Hey you? wanna buy an ‘A’?
“Jedi? - first trapdoor on the right.”
Bib:” Psst. Want to linger in a ‘caption this’ for an uncomfortably long amount of time?”
Luke: “…………….ok.”
“will you Mr. Skywalker………. marry me?”
look, i know you want in but believe me, you go in that room, and you may develope a strong sexual attraction for her.
“okay ill let u in, but jabba does not take kindly to door-to-door salesmen.”
“Dats da money u could be saving with Geico!”
DO YOU SPEAKZ TEH BAISICZ?!
I CANZ NOT UNDRESTANZ U!
Ohai, YEW WANT BUTTSECKS? ;D
Caption: I iz in ur sandcrawlerz mind raping ur Twi’Lekz.
Caption: Want some head?
Bib- ” Waz that smellz?”
caption: Bib- “waz that smellz?” Luke- “it waz the cat”
” to all the jedis i’ve loved before…”
” u wanna touch it?”
(dialogue from a long time ago, in a galaxy, etc.)
“What’s that appendage growing out of your ear?”
“What?”
“What’s that appendage growing out of your ear?”
“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. There’s an appendage growing out of my ear.”
“Psst, excuse me, but…My mother says I’m well endowed.”
Teh bewbs on mah Fourhed are GG
U no enterz. website naw dawn fer 2 long
“Now it’s 200 credits for the first night and then only 50 credits everynight after that…..ok?”
Bib: “so, i can haz force now?”
luke: “you don’t want the force.”
bib: “i don’t want the… WAIT A MINUTE!”
Man, what’s happened to the ‘caption this’? Is it on perma-stall or what?
Master, teh pillz I tookz… They no worked… You’re pappy nowz
“Why you cover your head penis? Is it that small?”
Protruding Eyebrows
FTW
Look, man. I don’t know what you did in there, but he’s bawing like a girl.
“Look, man. I don’t know what you did in there, but he’s bawing like a girl.”
Forgot quotes, sorry for double posting.
“why do u wan to play wit et?”
“no u cannot play with it”
We no want any tupperware.
This site has been hacked - if do a view source on the home page, there’s a bit of javascript tagged on the end that launches a malicious PDF file. Someone really needs to sort that out. And change the admin passwords!
“As a holy man I’ve seen everything. This ointament will help.”
are you sure yours is longer? Show me!
bib : WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY COCK’S WRAPPED AROUND ME?
skywalker : NO U.
(referring to the penis strangling bib)
bib : it’s called FLACCIDITY skywalker.
luke : it’s called ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION fortuna.
bib : I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER MY MASSIVE COCK’S BLOCK OVER MY EARZ.
skywalker : I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
can we just get this the fuck over with a pick a caption already?
Before you go in I just wanted to let you know I got the test results back today. It’s yours…
why the heck r u talking bout penis’s
pick me pick me pick me
im new to this all wat do i do
i wanna talk to anikin skywalker so badly 
if ur listening aniakin im kynine the jedi’s friend u were useing my old email u were kynine’s pen pal 
k but im still kinda nervouse 
oops i wetted my unddies:oops:
srry i meant so say oops i wetted my unddies
k im gonna tell u a secret Anakin an Kynine the Jedi r dating even though hes married
i know great secret right 
oops i remembered i wasnt suppose to tell 
well who cares lol 
It only hurts when i turn my head to the left
“Wait…I can save how much on my long distance?”
“You didn’t eat the fruit of the Awesomely Edible Cheezburger Tree, did you? Everybody knows they’re deadly…”
“I gotta ask– is it true you kissed your sister?”
“-Yo Man, for you Bob Marley, Senteen.
-Senteen man, for Key, You must be doing the dope.”
Jedi Mind Tricks: “Potato man!”
‘Wait! You mean Jabba is mai father?’
it’s been 6 months can we please just pick a caption and put up a new pick:?::!::?:
it’s been 6 months can we please just pick a caption and put up a new pick
You know, Mr. Skywalker, Jabba has always had a thing for twins…
1. Is that your head or are you just happy to see me?
2. Do you ever get freaky with that thing?
Bib: It appears you have a nose bleed
Luke: shut up tentacle face
LS: Seriously dude…you should have a doctor look at that.
T: ITS NOT A TUMOR!
Luke: “Hold on… You’re telling me that your race is known for being hot… Riiight…”
Your site is infected with a virus.
See the last line of your HTML code.
So Mr. Skywalker, when be that site update i’ve heard so much about?
Deh hours is long and– DAyum– duz he need sum Scope
It’s like a rash. Ever since I banged Luke in the ass, my cock really burns.
I’m tired of this mother-f*&@in’ snake in my motherf%^in’ brain!
Please.. people.. stop posting captions.. its just sad at this point.
Bib: You can see I have a huge midichlorian count.
Luke: Yeah, but it’s growing out of your head.
Bib Fortuna: So let me get this straight,.. The Spicy Italian Sub is spicy because it has more salami and peperoni than the BMT?
Skywalker: That’s right,.. would you like to make that a meal.
Why grandma? what big………..tentacles you have?
It is time, young jedi…for your examination.
“Y U wants to steal his bucket?”
i can haz la blue girl?
“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”
Jaba can no see yoosa right now… heesa dropina duece-ah. Dee owurs too see da hansolo exzibit are from 9AM too-ah 5PM, pleees-ah no touchinapropriatly.
Careful. . . we just had the floors sanded. . .
Come heer…..u guts a schmutz.
Doode i would suggest not going in there for at least 45 minutes
“One does not just walk into Moordoor”
noez i didnt teabag u
“”Pssst. Spice?”
Caption:
‘And remember, hands off the dancing girls’
Demotivational Poster
“JEDI MIND TRICK: The force has great influence over weak minds”
“Sure, I’ll let you in… if you know what the password is.”
“is that a ….WORM??”
“no sire…. that actually is my Colon”
“then if that your Colon then weres…”
“Lord Jabba’s order will be a Big Mac, supersized, with a Coke. And for heaven’s sake, I hope you remember to order it without Onions!”
“PLEASE…. for this one time… LET ME BE MYSELF!!! SO I CAN SHINE!!!!”
“Can I tell you a secret…? I’m not a real Twi’lek. This head-tail is a fake.”
….”you know you fucked up right?…’
“Psst…wanna see a dead body?”
“psst…wana see a dead body?”
“no thanx im already looking at one..”
“n00bz, jedi pwned ur mindz”
“please sir…. would you like to make a donation to the cancer sisitety?”
“Yes, I have a malignant growth on my head, I get that alot”
“I don’t want to sell you death sticks?”
Dr Schwartz does great work, just check this nose!
And he just put his hand down there like that? Oh my, my…
“would you like to see a donkey show?”
SRSLY! Wash your hanz after usin hiz-n-herz together. I rubbed my hed, dis happnd.
“You will take me to Jabba now…”
“No.”
Bib Fortuna
“It dosen’t matter how powerful your boss is when you phail that hard.”
“Then my parents got me these really pretty gold hoop antennearings, and I couldn’t wear them, because Jabba said that antennaerings are HIS thing!”
(this is him talking to Luke)
“Just Don’t sing badly, Simon’s been itching to use his Lightsaber on someone all day.”
Do you like my nails, girlfriend?
You like dese naiyls girlfran?
Cause I know this place, after they do yo nails, you get yo hai did fo free!
Bib- “So… the warts are normal right?”
Luke- ” Umm… not so much… but what the hell is happening to your head?”
You’ll do whay for how manny cookies?
“Is there a starbucks nearby?”
…
“I will take you to java now”
Um, is this site kaput now, or what?! It’s been a long time since there’s been an update. I hope the owner is OK.
Your master will trade captain solo and the wookie for this chocolate I’ve brought.
Jabba, no wanna Wonka!
ohh did i tell you about that part sry
Bib: “I can do other things with it too…”
Skywalker: “ Proof or you’re lying ”
No down paiments
An’ no inturist
Til 10 ABY!
u is a jedi??? cooooooooooooool!!!!!
Your RSS feed is broken, guys..I can’t subscribe or be notified if someone posts something new…
Bib- You can make me black!?!
Caption: S’cuse me, you must leave all weapons at the door.
motivational- STEALTH UNIT: use it wisely
“Excuse me, I’m looking for Dr. Morgan. He specializes in cranial tumors.”
You haz some proactive for my zitz?
“Special Hentai Edition: Unrated Director’s Cut”
…Because “Han shot first” wasn’t enough of a screwup
Luke- something smells like fish
Bib i think its my vagina
Luke i thought it was mine
“I can haz freiz?”
Youz spechalize in brein tumorz?
Whoops. That should have been “Uz Spechalize in brein Tumorz”
Luke: “Omg! I luv ur nails! Where did u git them done?”
Bib: “There’s a great salon just over the next sand dune on ur left.”
it will be double if it includes the head-tail.
Luke: Wait, you do what?
Bib: *sighs*….. For the third time, you put the lime IN the coconut!
Luke: aaaah! Got it.
“You’re a Jehovah’s Witness??? Come in, Jabba’s got a special ‘Waiting Room’ for you guyz!”
Oopz I crappped my pantz, I iz wearing themz and I justs didz!
That cloak is really not you…
I have good new I just saved a bunch of money by switching to gieco
“U has a boogie in ur nose, Mr Jedi”
You want me to do -what- for a dollar?
“Hay! You can’t bring your LOLZ in here like that!”
did joo bring deh chit mang?
“Uncle Owen tells me you have a knack with moisture vaporators.”
So twenty for oral, and fifty for around the galaxy?
“So twenty for oral, and fifty for around the galaxy?”
Your sister gives me a boner
“Between me and you, I think Jabba is a little weird.” “Really?”
Psst…come with me, and I’ll show you where I buried the guy responsble for updating this website.
“The sexy chick in da bikini? Oh, she’s taken by de boss. I wouldn’t go in there yet…”
“I was hoping you might suggest the name of a good manicurist…”
“Ohmg! JABBA ! It’s Luke! Ohmg! I’ve always wanted 2 meet u! …can I plz plz plz plz have ur autogragh?!”
y it smllz lik rancoor crapz in herez??
oh, i LOVE chocolate covered pretzels!
oh, i LOVE chocolate covered pretzels.
“As a professional question, what do you use on your hair?”